blake stratton

[blake stratton @stratto25]

Accidentally triple-knotted my laces so I guess I'm wearing these shoes for the rest of my life. http://t.co/JchZPYnziD

[blake stratton @stratto25]

http://t.co/4TC1W2jd0z Studies show that a Starbucks coffee tastes better after taking a photo and posting it on Instagram.

[blake stratton @stratto25]

http://t.co/8ATkF6Uquv I resolve that in 2010 I will kick my procrastination habit in 2011.

[blake stratton @stratto25]

http://t.co/uFcfbQ5D61 Is there anything sexier than a woman who reads? Yes: Models.

[blake stratton @stratto25]

http://t.co/RZIBFk0ZuB Sneezed. Nobody blessed me. Going to hell.

[blake stratton @stratto25]

Deleting your Facebook is the new regaining your dignity. http://t.co/J9o1xF0xVT

[blake stratton @stratto25]

"I liked small butts. I was lying." - Sir Mix-A-Lot's teary deathbed confession http://t.co/Dibir28zEW

[blake stratton @stratto25]

http://t.co/E6krDFQPjY Some people are about as useful as the "r" in February.

[blake stratton @stratto25]

I bet when you go to hell they make you wear your hair like you did in 5th grade http://t.co/yGcnFvn4

[blake stratton @stratto25]

Sorry; I didn't get your message because I deleted it without listening. http://t.co/fkXkSxSB

[blake stratton @stratto25]

It seems that all my cans of whoop-ass are expired. http://t.co/SpmdfU9X

[blake stratton @stratto25]

http://t.co/BqXF0uJF 2012 me can't believe 2005 me actually knew 8 people I liked enough to put in a MySpace Top 8.

[blake stratton @stratto25]

Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the shit out of it. http://t.co/LrWoeNus

[blake stratton @stratto25]

If gay marriage is wrong, then why did we have four fathers? http://t.co/fUHHL4Uw

[blake stratton @stratto25]

@_tessie haha I went and seen him

[blake stratton @stratto25]

@_tessie whatup fiddy

[blake stratton @stratto25]

Watching source code