StratfordOnAvonToday

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Anyone know where I can get one of these for my 1yr-old Chantelle-Rhianna Prosecco-Mojito?

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RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS TO ENTERTAIN THE KIDS IN THESE FEW DAYS BEFORE YOU CAN SEND THE LITTLE FUCKERS BACK TO SCHOOL?
https://t.co/NtPLeEsVoE

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Don't forget, it's the Shit and Worthless Tat Market this Saturday.
https://t.co/XEd3ZVqvcj

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@SUAHour erm....no.

<scurries away quickly>

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@SUAHour Can I also mention, you have impeccable taste and your hair looks really good today. #weljeal

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@SUAHour Thank you, you lovely and, quite frankly, gorgeous person, you.

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Hi @SUAHour, how about one of those lovely RT's for this?: https://t.co/3aOnFqdsxC #suahour #stratforduponavon #suatoday

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STRUGGLING TO ENTERTAIN THE KIDS THIS SUMMER HOLIDAY?

https://t.co/MMmcIqFPGO

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MAYBIRD CENTRE TO INTRODUCE NEW PARKING ENFORCEMENT SYSTEM

https://t.co/vnvWYi3qlW

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STRANGE FIGURES SPOTTED WANDERING STREETS OF STRATFORD.
https://t.co/5RkFB8Wlh3

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Take a look you sexy, gorgeous people: https://t.co/Gw3W0g8YTG