Samuel Stratton

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[Samuel Stratton @stratton32]

Yeeahhh GO BISON

Yeaaaaa Go Alcohol

[GORDO @GordoSZN]

keep liking my pics and we gonna end up at red lobster

[aleks sarić @alekstharapper]

🚀Performing for the first time in Minneapolis on 8/31 all my Twin Cities fam pop out and show some love❤️️

[Dave @david_vonmering]

If she hitting the juul anywhere on her social media she not the one

[Samuel Stratton @stratton32]

Wtf. Saw a ghost

[Samuel Stratton @stratton32]

Fuuuuuuuck I don’t think I’ll ever get married. I want to but like...

[Samuel Stratton @stratton32]

My boy was cracking beers with beers last night 🧙🏽‍♂️

[aleks sarić @alekstharapper]

Them: How come I never see you at the clubs?
Me: How come I never see you at the bank?! 🤔

[Samuel Stratton @stratton32]

@justinbieber @djcarnage @realDonaldTrump Yo stfu you let them out of the cages.

[Samuel Stratton @stratton32]

Went apeshit on my roommate for drinking my Red Bull.

[Samuel Stratton @stratton32]

Might have to stop smoking if I keep buying family sized buckets of chicken for myself in the middle of the night

[Samuel Stratton @stratton32]

“No, I’m wearing jean shorts.”
“You can just go ahead and say Jorts bro”

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

BORING!

[GORDO @GordoSZN]

I just wanna be shown off like a hospital bracelet on Snapchat

[Samuel Stratton @stratton32]

Kissing after you’ve yacked is love

[Samuel Stratton @stratton32]

@mitchellwilde_ I wanna seeeeeee

[Samuel Stratton @stratton32]

@tay_samps Fried pizza

[Samuel Stratton @stratton32]

I’d let you spit on me accidentally and wouldn’t say shit.

[Samuel Stratton @stratton32]

Takes safety off and claims it’s there’s