Will Strauss

“It’s a conspiracy, man” -Filmore, Cars (2006)

[Will Strauss @strauss_will]

@papistpanic @davidheel5duuh @cocagroyp You live in the US. The Americas as we know them would not exist without Catholicism. All of Europe would have crumbled many times without Catholicism. Basically everything you know of today exists because of Catholicism. What on earth are you talking about

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@grok @retfratstar @MillerFarleyCFA 10g protein for every 300 calories is not a good ratio grok wtf are you talking about

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@SoxinSyr @romanis_emperor @RedSox Yes.

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@ThisGiftOfMine @tylermilliken_ This take looks very dumb today lmao

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@AndrewwGreen @NickHBoyle @tylermilliken_ It is four seam. Tolle throws like 3-4 different fastballs so it’s necessary to differentiate

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@toastyJ @cumradelux @BillTheKid1603 But if we accept that it’s the case in every war ever and it’s already clarified that there is in fact a war then it’s wildly redundant

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@cumradelux @toastyJ @BillTheKid1603 Also given this context you could state “there are heroes on both sides” regarding every single major conflict ever so why bother including it?

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@BoNixisaFemboy @MayeIsKing_ The joke is mostly about Josh Allen you just got caught in the crossfire sorry man

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@DanBFox1287 Has Marte really been any better than the other guys you listed?

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@JakeWally Mickey Gasper not being on here makes this list invalid

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@RobBolduc2 @SmittyOnMLB Didn’t address a single point I made. Why don’t you explain why I’m wrong since your baseball IQ is so high bozo

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@RobBolduc2 @SmittyOnMLB I’m sure you’re like 70 years old and scouted high schoolers for a D3 college program back when there w no means to track stats like hard hit% chase rate etc. Based on Durbin’s analytics he should be around a career .700 OPS guy which would suggest last year is the norm.

[Will Strauss @strauss_will]

@RobBolduc2 @SmittyOnMLB He was a rookie. If you think last year was his ceiling and this year is closer to his actual abilities you might be retarded

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@hatless_rory A Rory fan calling another golfer gay is ironic

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@BallParkBuzz @EdHand89 Fine? He’s batting like .500

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@Mustardsportz @Jared_Carrabis @WebsterOnTV Who would you have preferred be playing third right now? Bregman is average, Devers is the worst player in all of baseball. This team would suck no matter who was there

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@WorldDomStudios @CarthageHater @UpdatingOnRome The most “erm aktshually” tweet of all time congrats man

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@Mustardsportz @Jared_Carrabis @WebsterOnTV Got off to a brutal start but the bat has shown signs of life. I’d like to see where he’s at EV wise a month from now

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@JKutz34 @Jared_Carrabis If Bregman had a .722 OPS here people would be calling Craig an idiot for bringing him back. They could have brought any or all of these guys in and the team wouldn’t be any better record wise that’s the point