natalie

ope 'scuse me let me just sneak right past ya

[T!🎀 @jesu__tofunmii]

how it feels to say "okay" instead of arguing

[alyssa @alyssaacorrine]

“It’s an honor to pway in fwont of the pwesident”

[dewey @bisondewey]

no roster no hoes i be high as hell in bed lowballing ppl on facebook marketplace at night

[white cat prophecy @whitecatprophcy]

The Program on Netflix is fucking incredible and I will rave about it until yall go watch it. Be warned, LOTS of trigger warnings for abuse and cult tactics, but it lays out how and why abuse happens in ways that I think are really important to recognizing it in other contexts.

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

People often mistake me for an adult because of my age

[t. @thandoau]

i’m going through this really cool period of my life where my prayers are being answered. i am a lucky and blessed girl.

[natalie @strawbearyfield]

tik tok ads appearing every other video is about to be my 13th reason

[natalie @strawbearyfield]

Also none of the memes are funny but they are so niche which is what makes it entertaining

[natalie @strawbearyfield]

I know I compartmentalize well because there is one dude that I haven’t seen since like 2018 and I have zero idea how he is doing on a personal level, but we communicate on a bimonthly basis to share Catholic memes. It’s a very exclusive friendship

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

“Hope you’re all feeling refreshed after the break” I binge-drank and ate nothing but sugar for 10 days it’s a miracle I’m alive

[natalie @strawbearyfield]

@laprassofat brought these back in style ages ago

[latke @latkedelrey]

we have to bring back nightgowns like this…. who is with me

[trash jones @jzux]

you should be able to call out of work when the day has weird unsettling vibes

[natalie @strawbearyfield]

do flight attendants ever age past 40? from the 10+ flights I’ve taken this year I don’t think so and i am in disbelief

[𝓂𝒶𝓂𝒶𝓃, 𝑒𝓈𝓆. @Iittlstrawberry]

how many disney adults do you think have cried to let it go from frozen after being served divorce papers

[natalie @strawbearyfield]

@BrandyLJensen this is my favorite twitter thread today. all these cute gamer + observer relationships got me feeling 🥰🥰

[miranda @mirandareinert]

sometimes an album is good because it came out when i was 17

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

with great cuteness. comes no responsibility

[Olivia @labias_corpus]

I’ve had Crunchwraps more supreme than this court

[natalie @strawbearyfield]

instantly turned off by a man who wears no-show socks ✋