straw 🩸🗡️

local dumb bitch she/they || canadian métis

[r @6ffside]

AND FUCK THE VEGAS GOLDEN KNIGHTS!

[Maia Lorne @MaiaLorne_x]

Zero engagement won't stop me from tweeting

[straw 🩸🗡️ @strawbebbo]

just had a mcgriddle for the first time and im bricked up

[Mo @fruitpibble]

you're losing me babe you only got 400 more chances left

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

Ideally life should feel like Animal Crossing. You’re hanging out. Going to the beach. Eating fresh fruit. You are a little in a hole financially but it’s fine

[Kyle Waves @Kyle_Waves]

EVERYONE GET SLUTTIER NOW!

[straw 🩸🗡️ @strawbebbo]

no bc actually what is wrong with me HAHAH

[petiteprincess @girlyygirl666]

operating heavy machinery (my breasts)

[straw 🩸🗡️ @strawbebbo]

legendary fumble

[kody/evan @marchzdead]

“Please don’t vape around my baby” first of all this is meth

[shade ⌖ @shadowsglocks]

every time i accidentally hit the grok icon i freak out as if i clicked a hacker’s link

[tex @texmeplease]

i’m vaping for two now 🤰

[straw 🩸🗡️ @strawbebbo]

finding my peace or whatever

[clare @sadderlizards]

just decided that everything is gonna be okay

[morangutan @0_0rangutan]

When u…… when….AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

[misa! @misak1nz]

be patient with yourself when becoming someone you’ve never been before

[henry the vacuum @henry_sux]

DO NOT download the merlin bird id app it will ruin your life i i just sit by the window listening to the birds and run outside with the camera like a dozen times a day now its an illness

[nessie @nnnstrs]

i like to play on my puter with my friends

[r @6ffside]

ALLEZ MONTREALLLLLL #GOHABSGO