señorita awesome

#FSU alum • go noles • Kendall Jackson #1 fan • deutschsprachige • too liberal • corporate baddie

[señorita awesome @strawberritadrm]

my afternoon as a late 20s woman: rapsberry surfside, fortnite, sex and the city, penjamin, artisan oregon cave-aged blue cheese

[señorita awesome @strawberritadrm]

if u grew up in a multifaith household u know exactly how this is possible

[4 @Fori4E]

niggas in school used to say they were half muslim half christian

[señorita awesome @strawberritadrm]

i thought i hated beans for the longest time. i hated baked beans, refried beans, black beans, all of it. i've been to the uk and just the smell of their beans solidified my hatred.

then i went to mexico............

[🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢 @DragonflyJonez]

Big game … excuse me … big MATCH tonight ⚽️

[señorita awesome @strawberritadrm]

he'll congratulate me on finishing something like.. yeah, dude, i ordered it. i wanted it. i ate it. i'm sorry i traumatized you so bad but i'm good now

[señorita awesome @strawberritadrm]

my fiance, who has been with me since active ana even though i've been in recovery for 5 years, anytime he sees me open a snack

[señorita awesome @strawberritadrm]

i need a BLT dip and MadSo challenge on my next tally trip but my fiance got fired from there 6 years ago so idk if i'm allowed to or not because PEMDAS

[Grace @gracecamille_]

idk i just feel like “JUST&T” could have been workshopped a bit lol

[yuri is good for your health 🩷 @SUGARTlSM]

if you use words that end with "-oid" i am instantly disgusted by you

[señorita awesome @strawberritadrm]

got a blister from my platform heels. now have a mosquito bite next to the blister. i have to amputate my foot now right?

[señorita awesome @strawberritadrm]

where can i get like $8000 without gambling

[Arrogant Nation✌🏻 @FightOnRusty]

USA rides with Mexico 🤝

[señorita awesome @strawberritadrm]

@mahaaaay it tastes like baby aspirin and it's delicious

[señorita awesome @strawberritadrm]

but the intellectual, well-read persona falls flat when you write things like "I want auroras and sad prose" or "your heart was glass, i dropped it"

[señorita awesome @strawberritadrm]

Aside from the fact that she is simply formally uneducated and likes to cosplay the "English major", I think the only other thing I dislike is her bangs. She looks great without them and she can write good songs if she's not trying to be pretentious

[Jane Dashley @JaneDashley]

I can't wait to see what Taylor Swift does with her big ass bangs for her wedding day

[señorita awesome @strawberritadrm]

@athensreaper "derd" (standard). thursday was derdsday

[señorita awesome @strawberritadrm]

@athensreaper it has come to my attention that he is not a delta chi and that derd is now called warehouse so i'll just kms i guess

[señorita awesome @strawberritadrm]

@athensreaper good to see fsu delta chi hasn't changed

[Today In History @historigins]

Published in The Baltimore Sun, Maryland (1924)

[señorita awesome @strawberritadrm]

schade /:

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Germany has been eliminated from the FIFA World Cup.

[señorita awesome @strawberritadrm]

i coughed so hard it cracked my back