Hang on!
Is this actually a cunning plan by England to lose every Test in two days, bankrupt Cricket Australia due to all the refunds they’ll have to pay and then win all subsequent Ashes series by default?
Rob Key - Machiavellian genius?
Making every decision for three and a half years on the basis of what we need to win in Australia and then going 1-0 down in 2 days is just tremendous work. Well done all involved
going from 1/59 at lunch with a lead of 99 to losing the test by the end of the day is genuinely impressive levels of incompetence. Shoutout to England
Hey @senatorbabet
Aren't you an immigrant who only renounced your dual citizenship so you could become a senator?
You've also been charged with criminal damage and assault, and advocated for the use of water cannons on protesters, the death penalty, the winding back of Australia's gun laws, and the deportation of somebody for making a joke...
I guess my question is - when are *you* going to assimilate?
Kenny x
What a marvellous day to remind ourselves of the gifts of Australia, that’s provided a home to us all over several centuries, along with the world’s oldest living culture.
An extraordinary place where we come together from more than 300 different cultural backgrounds, all equal, all equally Australian.
Sport demonstrates this best, where our diversity, and our history, is on display every day, every week, every triumph.
The Socceroos announced an exciting young squad to play NZ this Friday, led by a former international teammate of mine of Croatian-Australian ancestry, and just take a glance at the surnames.
Or those of our greatest legends, Captains, or community clubs.
Overnight, we revelled in another unbelievable freekick for Watford by an immensely exciting young Australian and Socceroo, of Tanzanian ancestry.
How proud the Australian football community are to see young stars rise.
With every goal, every win, every World Cup qualification, with the rise of the Matildas whose parents and grandparents span the globe, our chests swell with pride.
What a country. Love it.
Ancient, diverse, and every one of us, Aussie.
While racists wave their flags today at the 'March for Australia' rally, wave something stronger, humanity.
Stand with multicultural Australia.
Even a smile is more powerful than their poison.