Abigail Bangs

[Abigail Bangs @strawbigail]

The boys won’t stop dicking around at work,gotta put them in place,

[Laurazepam @andlikelaura]

could a depressed person do this? [changes from nighttime pajamas to daytime pajamas]

[Abigail Bangs @strawbigail]

Here’s the actual article you guys ❤️ https://t.co/qyWHW2NHge

[Abigail Bangs @strawbigail]

My ass is in The Wall Street Journal 🍑

[Abigail Bangs @strawbigail]

“ I might be bias but I have really good taste in music” -Shawn Pray

[Abigail Bangs @strawbigail]

Easy A is a different movie if you’ve seen YOU #Netflix 😏

[𝑰 𝑳𝒖𝒉 𝑮𝒐𝒅 ✨ @aVeryRichBish]

To this day, the 1997 version of Cinderella has one of the most diverse casts seen in a film

[Abigail Bangs @strawbigail]

Shawn wants everyone to know via my Twitter account that he “pulled a back muscle reaching for his Chick-fil-A order, so be a careful out there”

[Abigail Bangs @strawbigail]

Listening to my neighbors dramas through the wall for entertainment.
#apartmentlife #thinwalls #dumphisass

[Abigail Bangs @strawbigail]

@UOHelpMe My package says it was delivered on the 31st but I never received it. Please help 😊

[. @SuiNeltwork]

we are still closed, but if you take a shower and scream it’s like almost being on splash mountain

[Abigail Bangs @strawbigail]

Me: “ is my hair curly?”
Shawn: “ it’s like extreme wave, mild curve”

[Abigail Bangs @strawbigail]

@MaggieMaeWhitt 🖐🏻

[Abigail Bangs @strawbigail]

Me eldest niece just called me a visco girl.... im offended 🎄👌🏻

[Abigail Bangs @strawbigail]

Yo, so let’s talk Halloween town.
After kalabar (the evil mayor), was destroyed. Who became the new mayor? Was there a re-election? Why not aggy? These are the questions I need to be answered. @Disney @DisneyChannel

[Abigail Bangs @strawbigail]

I’ve been literally spiraling for the past week about Halloween. The restaurant owner is letting me organize a stranger things theme for the week of Halloween 😭👻

[Abigail Bangs @strawbigail]

Asked into work cuz the last 5 jamesbeard award winners are coming in including Sean Brock.but iv already worked 76 hours this week.Ughh what to do.

[Abigail Bangs @strawbigail]

Shawn high: “ it’s kinda funny when we’re kids we climb trees .....but as adults we cut them down cuz we want an apartment with TWO bedrooms”

[Abigail Bangs @strawbigail]

@kristi0888