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Shhhh it’s a secret

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I go to work and it’s just a play date with my friends

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@RhiannonVinado this hurt my feelings

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I had alligator, goat cheese, and fried salmon today no you can’t hit

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I made my beach house playlist in highschool girl I BEEN sad

[tasman @lildorothy_]

hello nice to meet you are you going to betray me

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taking a fat shit disliking men on hinge just like god intended

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excited for my friends birthday like it’s a national holiday (it is to me)

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I love talking absolutely absurd to men in my dms

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not a single person I’m close with listens to me when I talk and I think it’s turning me evil

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why does hotel shampoo & conditioner leave your hair somehow nastier than it was before

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minecraft is genuinely one of the best games to ever exist

[graves.mp3 @GravedCoffin]

being slapped by your girlfriend when you're being disobedient must feel so good

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obsession was one of the best movies I have seen in such a long time. backrooms too! I am so happy these younger guys understand what we need in film RIGHT NOW!!! ahhhhh so good so good

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my coworker talking about a book she enjoys to me: “it’s not super smutty though so I’m not sure you’d enjoy it” okay girl not too much on me now

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orgasm vs. the feeling you get when you had to pee so bad and finally pee

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today my friend said to me “why would he expect me to make you feel better when you were stressed” and I thought that was funny cause girl what

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why do I cartoon slam my head into the pillow when I’m ready for bed

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they gonna prescribe me hard substances on betterhelp yes or no?

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BTS got out of the military and locked in