carly

see you, space cowboy

[carly @strawboye]

〖 ♫ a thread of my piano playing ♫ 〗

[carly @strawboye]

just sang in front of people for the first time in my entire life tonight at karaoke. did terribly but i can only go up from here

[carly @strawboye]

i love chicago

[carly @strawboye]

three days of eating nothing but restaurant food has my stomach sounding like a geiger counter

[carly @strawboye]

@peekinkbackup what a strange position

[carly @strawboye]

genuinely the saddest cat i’ve ever met

[carly @strawboye]

he kept himself tucked behind the fridge and did not come to play with the rest of the kitties. i went and found him and he loafed for me

[TJ @EliteFourDan]

Tell her Messi still doin it

[carly @strawboye]

my house doesn’t rattle when i jump 🥳

[carly @strawboye]

i want a house that doesn’t rattle when i jump when i grow up

[ahmad 🇳🇴☭ @atrei8es]

messi love watch was insane but Ronaldo's hate watch will feed families.. i hate his botox face,hate his name, hate his fans, hate his existence, hate his mention in my ears, i have sm hatred regarding him you all don't get it him flopping will mean more than birth of my kid

[carly @strawboye]

quitting my job to play final fantasy vii like a chud

[carly @strawboye]

how come my prescription takes two minutes to pick up but everybody else’s takes 10+

[carly @strawboye]

if you ever want to see unbelievable amounts of blatant misogyny, go to the comments section of a women’s sports video. doesn’t matter which sport. it’s under all of them

[carly @strawboye]

why is subway sending me push notifications

[carly @strawboye]

don’t ever buy your own house bc you could be calling your parents at 11pm to come over to check out what’s buzzing in your bathroom. and it will be a carpenter bee

[carly @strawboye]

carly wins!

[carly @strawboye]

immovable object (bcbs) vs unstoppable force (me)

[carly @strawboye]

i’ve had my car for three and a half years and sometimes i still get scared that the gas cap has switched sides on me

[carly @strawboye]

immovable object (bcbs) vs unstoppable force (me)

[carly @strawboye]

i like it when i make multiple copies of something and the paper comes out warm

[carly @strawboye]

@EthanShorkey it’s good for the soul

[carly @strawboye]

that afternoon diet coke keeps me going