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Foul-mouthed beauty.

[J @strawbrry__milk]

When guests are cussing you out on an almost daily basis, baby it's you.

[🫀H @Ir0dR]

Everyone on their way to X because Facebook, messenger, and instagram are down💔💔💔 #facebookdown

[J @strawbrry__milk]

About to wet my clean hair just so I can blow it out. The shit we do🙄

[J @strawbrry__milk]

So there's a new Twitter?

[AnnabelleWilin @AnnabelleWilin]

Him: you’re toxic

Me: u spelled exotic wrong my love

[J @strawbrry__milk]

No shade either, I had an eclipse close to the same model year and loved it but the electrical tape and lack of driving fucks sent me.

[J @strawbrry__milk]

It's the people with the busted down cars that drive like shit just wishing you'd hit them for that insurance claim. Just cut me off in this pile, not today sir.

[J @strawbrry__milk]

@Peter_Lewiis "Hold please."

[J @strawbrry__milk]

A man just called my work and asked if I would stay on the line while he jerked it to my voice. I immediately hung up in shock but I should've put some bass in my voice and asked if I could join him.

[J @strawbrry__milk]

@Peter_Lewiis Omg I wish you were here lmao we would've diiiieedddddd.

[J @strawbrry__milk]

Just locked eyes with a guy smoking a blunt in his car while I hit a bowl in mine. Gave each other a nod like we in a coolass secret club. Gooday sir.

[J @strawbrry__milk]

If you're riding passenger and don't point out cops when you see them you trash fr. That and dj is your wholeass job.

[J @strawbrry__milk]

This toxic bitch said she don't like virgos. We the fav period but go off and wave your big ass red flag.

[J @strawbrry__milk]

It takes me forever to shop because I deadass sit nd smoke for 10 mins minimum before exiting my vehicle at any stop.

[J @strawbrry__milk]

Why is my sign trending?
#Virgo

[toxic king @toxicking]

How bout you bitches be loyal for Halloween

[bringbackmyspace @HypeSoMellow]

i want to play GTA but hello kitty themed

[Jedi Cheesy Grits @JediGigi]

I just heard my roommate mixing some beats except I don't have a roommate and it was my cat throwing up.

[R∂vn MEZ @Ravnski]

I’m surprised so many ppl didn’t know about Jeff Dahmer before Netflix but then again maybe I’m the weirdo knowing everything about these serial killers

[J @strawbrry__milk]

I need car slippers for my drives home because my work heels/shoes have me feet screaming😫