The Wizard of Gauze 🪄

blerd | B.S.C.J.

[Ethel Braithwaite @Ethelbrait1941]

Never stop saying "dozen" and "half dozen". Never stop using the word you read in an old novella. Never stop using your regional jargon. Don't succumb to an internationalized English stripped of its whimsy and romanticism in the name of streamlining global commerce.

[Luna M ✨ @tiredfeminist_]

From now on I want all races to be shown from this angle, it’s hilarious!😭😭

[V @TheBrownUmbreon]

man how can you not love elephants here is a mummy elephant asking her kid to go say hi to the mausi elephant I love it 😭

[Da Truth @GLOCKOMAOPPS]

Yo, when are we gonna talk about Megan’s independent releases out streaming her Major Label releases? She’s literally doing better than she did when she was a signed artist! that is very hard to do as a rap artist, not many survived without the big machine.

[❤️‍🔥 G A W D ❤️‍🔥 @_benjvmins_]

i wanna be sexy and fabulous my whole life

[Bakhti Nishanov @b_nishanov]

New York’s cats need to immediately establish a line of communication with their Turkish counterparts to learn about not only defending their rights but ensuring the entire country serves their interests

[Cartoon Base @TheCartoonBase]

Max & Ruby has released photos from Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl halftime show.

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

The fact they kept switching camera angles like it’s an actual Olympic event is sending me 😭

[🎀🧁🫧 @plxnetriri]

today i learned cartoon network and PBS were the only children’s programs not associated w the files

[🏆 - jason 🦥🪐 @spongebobsloth]

Laila Edwards is the first black woman to score a goal in US Olympic women’s hockey history

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Megan Thee Stallion will provide exclusive coverage of the 2026 Milan Cortina Winter Olympics on her YouTube channel in partnership with NBCU.

Megan will have access to Olympic venues and athletes, giving her the opportunity to share moments and firsthand experiences with fans.

[buxom and bald @BitchassChicken]

starting off in the sugar cane plantations that enslaved for centuries, followed by a new plural culture emerging from the crop mazes, leading into a wedding where a powerful and elite white artist humbly serves as the wedding singer

[Andrés @abrenesu_]

mi abuelo: ya vengo voy a hacer unos mandados

mi abuelo a las dos horas:

[The Original Lisa Vandercunt @robinwannabefly]

100%

[Dr. Allison Wiltz @queenie4rmnola]

The history of sugar slavery runs deep throughout the Southern states, the Caribbean, and parts of South America. His performance was brilliant, thought provoking, well executed

[peepsbrand @PEEPSBrand]

The Bunny you've all been waiting for.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

The wedding during Bad Bunny’s #SuperBowlLX Halftime Show was real, his rep confirms.

The couple had invited Bad Bunny to their wedding, and in turn he allowed them to get married during his show.

[Cassandra Lee Morris @SoCassandra]

Shoutout to every theater kid who played a tree in their school play. This one’s for you 🌳🌳

[Reggaeton Crave @ReggetonCrave]

Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl Halftime Show officially becomes the most watched Halftime Show of all time with 135.4 million viewers, breaking the all-time record.