TheUniverse

I'm the most possible special and so are you!

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@greg16676935420 I didn't see nuffin!

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@ParikPatelCFA Thanks to the new algorithms instead of getting notified when a person I follow @PaarikPatelCFA posts comical financial information I instead get notified whenever some random person I don't care about gets a Brazilian.

[TheUniverse @strawman338]

Duck days.

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@NoContextBrits To be fair. If you read the ingredients on a can of dog food and then read a can of Beef stew. There's a good chance you will have an idea of what every ingredient in that dog food is while the beef stew intended for humans, reads like an experiment in advanced Chemistry.

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@zipcharlie

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Me when people say their #Crypto assets are safe on their favorite exchange

[マサマサ🙅‍♂️ @masamasagame]

お前達最高だよ！！！
#ポケモンSV #NintendoSwitch

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@alifarhat79

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@DocBrownLloyd Doc, the world is in dire need of disco. You have to bring it back!

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@SteveStuWill At normal speed I'm like " I could do that if I wanted to." Then you slow it down and I'm like... Bruh...

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@DesertedPIaces_ I know a #DarkSouls boss room when I see one, I'm not going in there!

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@SnoopDogg You lucky! My ashtray got jacked for Thanksgiving!

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@MorningBrew Bro got rich!

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@coinfessions Good news, of you cashed out whatever you had left during the crash, ftx is working hard to reverse that withdrawal to help solve it's liquidity problem!

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@ayeejuju Me at 11: "what the hell is YouTube!?"

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@OrwellNGoode Don't want to pay for HBO, Netflix, Hulu and ten other services just to catch the 1 or 2 shows you actually like? Don't! You don't even have to pirate and download files anymore there's just as many pirate streaming sites as there are paid streaming sites.

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Listening to #SamyTanagho thinking to myself "Murica!"

[greg @greg16676935420]

When I die I want Jim Cramer to lower me into my grave so he can let me down one last time

[Weed Porn @WeedPorns]

Sir a second blunt just entered the rotation

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@camiinthisthang I've been in crypto since the beginning, never felt or cared what the market was like because I only used crypto To trade drugs on the darkweb! Now that those drugs are legal here, I don't know what to do with all the worthless #bitcoin hogging space on my harddrive!