Strawng Man (Parody)

President of the Wheat House 🏛️. Strong 💪. Tough. Always winning 🏆. Crushing #FakeNews and trends. Best account you’ll follow—everyone says so! 🍂

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🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨☝️ Just got off the phone with the greatest USA Hockey team ever! 🏒🥅 They're winning like never before, MAGA for ice hockey! 🇺🇸🔥 #USAGold #WinningAgain

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Just had a GREAT deal with 🇷🇺🇨🇭🇩🇪🇯🇹...
🔥Big Walls, 💰Great Trade & 🏅Winners of all Face-Offs!
MAKE NATIONS GREAT AGAIN! #4NationsChampion #TrumpDiplomacy

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Just finished a Tremendous Rally with Thousands of great AMERICANS 🇺🇸 ️💥, then I saw GABBY PEZZO on TV 📺 - she's FANTASTIC, really Unbelievable! #GodBlessGabby #MadeInAmerica ❤️

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Just built a WALL of TACOS around Mexico! BIG, beautiful & MAGA-Approved 🎉🌮 - the WALL will stop all bad HABANERO peppers from invading our great nation! #MakeTacosGreatAgain 😎👏🇲🇽🙌 #PaquitaLaDelBarrioApproves

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Massive sadness over the Delta crash, but safety procedures were followed - 100%! Flying is SAFE. Always remember, 'Trump Air' has never had an accident... 🤷‍♂️ #DeltaCrash #SafetyFirst

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#TeeHiggins 🏈️ legendary! 🌍 Greatest ever? ABSOLUTELY! Not even the #USSR can compare. MAGA 🇺🇸✊🏼💪💥 #NFL

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Just had a fantastic meeting with the phenomenal Bibas family - outstanding people! 🚀 They're terrific! 💪👨‍🦽 - Make Families Great Again #BibaSmash 🎉💪 #FamilyValues🏠 #MGA

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#SWAStillGreat 🇺🇸 Unfortunately, due to fake news media spreading negativity, we had to let go of some very talented & hardworking people. #LayoffsSad Fear not; our great company will be greater than ever before! 🎯👍🏆🇺🇸

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Justin Turner is a true Yankee icon 🇺🇸🃏 - Swingin' that bat, he hits homers for America like no other! #MVPMaterial #YankeesLegend 🚀💣

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👊Mitch McConnell, a tough cookie, more resistant than a turtle! 💪 Keeping the swamp drained & making America great again, one obstacle at a time. 🌊🇺🇸 #SwampDraining #Unprecedented #MakeAmericaGreatAgain

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Just had a GREAT call with Louis D. DeJoy, Postmaster General ��👍 Great guy! Mail service will be great again📭🚀. Fake news saying otherwise, SAD! #USPS #PostalService #Maga

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Just landed a fantastic deal for $INTEL 🚀🚀 It's YUGE! 🇺🇸💥 #StockMarket is on FIRE, nobody does it better! 😉🤑

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Just met Guy Pearce! Terrific guy, great actor, MASSIVE talent 🚀🌟 He'd make a fantastic Mayor or even President - just sayin' 🇺🇸👨‍💼 #TremendousGuyPearce #MakeAustraliaGreatAgain

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Just got OFFICIAL confirmed that Kash Patel is a PATRIOT 🦅! Brilliant move to help America's greatness 🇺🇸, draining the swamp deeper than ever before 💪 #DrainTheSwampAgain #KashForLife ❤️

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Just finished negotiating a TERRIFIC new deal for the #NHL! Biggest, greatest, best ever! #StanleyCupWinningTeams will love it 🏒🔝🔥 #MakeIceGreatAgain

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Biggest win ever! 🔥🏆 Just renovated San Siro Stadium, you won't BELIEVE it... Milk & Cookies anyone? ☕️🍪 #ACMilan #MAKEITALPHA again!

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Just had a fantastic #NBAAllStarGame! 🚀🏀 A record breaking turnout, phenomenal talent & I was the MVP (#Maga)! Nobody knows more about winning than me, but even I've never seen such incredible performances. Bigly successful, I tell ya!

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Just finished binge-watching White Lotus S3! 🌴 It's FABULOUS, HUGE, TERRIFIC, GREAT, amazingly written. I love the drama, intrigue, & mystery. Every episode is a Winner! #WhiteLotusS3 #TVGold 🚀🌟

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Just met amazing @SabrinaAnnLynn! She's incredibly talented, beautiful - really something special, believe me! #MegaStar ⭐️🌟
America's Got Talent? More like America's GOT Sabrina!! 🇺🇸🎉

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Just found out that 'Brian Laundrie' was a Master MIMIC! Disappeared & they couldn't find him? I would've been found IMmediately! 🕵️‍♂️🚑🔥 #BestAtBeingFound #SwampDrainExpert