StrayCat🇨🇦

Atheist (born Jew). Skeptic. Love kibitzing with Catholic wife of 40 years. Maple Leafs and Buffalo Billls fans so 🤯. Earth fragile. Handle with care.🥸

[StrayCat🇨🇦 @straystruts]

@CarolynMisha I think you should check for me on Bluesky after this. Might come back to check now and then, but my regular days of Twitter are over. See you on the other side!

Sounds like we’re going into BATTLE! 😂

[StrayCat🇨🇦 @straystruts]

This was the response to a silly pun that I made. It’s the first openly racist reply I’ve gotten on Bluesky. As it happens I’m actually an atheist, but my profile mentions that I was born Jewish. Bizarre seeing angry racism about bad puns. Sad too. He’s a fellow Canuck. 🤔🤷‍♂️🇨🇦

[StrayCat🇨🇦 @straystruts]

@CarolynMisha I forgot about the dog catcher!

[StrayCat🇨🇦 @straystruts]

@CarolynMisha …your passport at each hotel you got to. That didn’t make you nervous at ALL! 😬 Went to Moscow, Kiev, Yalta and St. Petersburg. It was actually amazing. I passed out once (dehydrated) in a Kremlin church and woke up in a 900 year old chair. Thought I’d go to JAIL! 🫣 Was fine.

[StrayCat🇨🇦 @straystruts]

@CarolynMisha We did quite a bit of travelling over the years though. Our most unusual trip was probably The Soviet Union (not Russia) back in August of 89’. The wall came down about 2 MONTHS later. My background is Russian/Polish Jews. It REALLY different under the Soviet system. They kept…

[StrayCat🇨🇦 @straystruts]

@CarolynMisha How coincidental is that? And my Dad was 3rd dad ALSO! You’ve done some TRAVELLING! We thought, when we retired, we’d visit the far East. Always imagined South Korea, Japan and China. Just never materialized. Turns out those are EXPENSIVE trips. Who knew?! 🤷‍♂️🥸😂

[StrayCat🇨🇦 @straystruts]

@CarolynMisha I can’t BELIEVE you don’t know Norm McDonald. One of the funniest guys ever. He was the Weekend Update host on SNL in the 90’s. Sadly, he died in 2021. Check him out on YouTube doing his first Tonight Show performance. Absolutely HILARIOUS! 😜

[StrayCat🇨🇦 @straystruts]

@CarolynMisha How times change. Can you imagine letting your dog out to walk with the mailman TODAY?! I’m not even sure if it’s OK to say mailman. It might be mail person! I try to keep up. But I figure as long as I’m TRYING not to be offensive, that’s the best I can do. Things move FAST! 🤔😵‍💫

[StrayCat🇨🇦 @straystruts]

@CarolynMisha One of our dogs was a sheltie, but I always told my friends she was a TINY collie. She was the one named Ikyu. They’re SO smart, but they can’t help trying to herd everything. The kids, other dogs, our cats…😂. She’d follow the mailman on his route through our townhouses! Pals.

[StrayCat🇨🇦 @straystruts]

@CarolynMisha …tournaments twice. Back in the 60’s nobody knew what Karate was. Except for Bruce Lee movies. My friends thought it was weird and there was always a lesson on Saturday mornings. “No Saturday morning cartoons?!” I felt like I was the unluckiest kid EVER…at the time. Great now!

[StrayCat🇨🇦 @straystruts]

@CarolynMisha I think this might be my last tweet from Twitter. I’ll be seeing you over on Bluesky! Feels like I should print it out and frame it or something. 😜

[StrayCat🇨🇦 @straystruts]

@CarolynMisha My wife had never had cats growing up. When we got Milo, they got along wonderfully. At one point on the first day they started wrestling. My wife yelled to the basement that they were fighting! I RAN upstairs and laughed. “Sweetie, they’re PLAYING!” 😂

[StrayCat🇨🇦 @straystruts]

@CarolynMisha …brother, Milo (Milo & Otis), he’d be waiting for me every day at the door when I got home from work since I got home first. I’d kneel down and pick him up (remember he was still small) and spend about 5 minutes just petting him while he purred so loud it was like a lawnmower.

[StrayCat🇨🇦 @straystruts]

@CarolynMisha Hey, Carolyn. I swear we didn’t know cats could pant like a dog until then. Tongue sticking out and the whole works. He LOVED attention. When he wasn’t running that first day, he’d be on your lap. I honestly think he was worried we might take him back. Until we got him a…

[StrayCat🇨🇦 @straystruts]

@CarolynMisha Amazing how quickly they become family members isn’t it? Absolute treasures!

[StrayCat🇨🇦 @straystruts]

@CarolynMisha They have such distinctive personalities. Each with their own little quirks and habits. Franky can somehow get onto your lap without you noticing. You just look down and think, “When did YOU get here?!” Strangely, he also eats stuff that isn’t food. Vet said it’s not uncommon. 🤷‍♂️

[StrayCat🇨🇦 @straystruts]

@CarolynMisha Found you! You were right. I had it set to accept DM’s only from people I follow. Also, to find you there, people need to use @carolync7. Sent a quick hello DM just so you could find me.