olivia

I'm not like other carbon based life forms

[ale & nai @cutmyliip]

i got into an uber & tyler joseph was driving it??? i asked him if part three was gonna be a death & who. he said “you” and flipped over the car

[kya @softsadsatan]

every time you tweet or rt this tag, a dollar is donated to an organization that helps and provides LGBTQ+ youth and others with the love, support, and acceptance they need. a simple rt can go a long way. #LOVELOUD

[jacksfilms @jacksfilms]

One year ago today, a 91 minute film about emojis on your phone debuted in theaters. It featured a 15 minute dance sequence and 8 poop jokes. God has yet to forgive us

[Shelby Huckleberry @Shelberta_Huck]

@Jack_Septic_Eye

[olivia @stre3tboy]

nothing like the reality of impeding doom because of a government that failed to act, leaving their people to suffer and wonder if theyre ever going to recover to cheer you up when you're sad ! :)

[olivia @stre3tboy]

sometimes I get hit with a wave of 'I'm neither talented at doing what I enjoy nor enjoying what I'm doing" and then I'm reminded that people in Cape Town are running out of water. Thanks Karen, I'll be sure to remember that next time I want to die!

[olivia @stre3tboy]

was talking to my dog today and I said I was a comedy goldmine! jokes on him he's too dumb to know I'm lying. Poor dog is being bamboozled, and his brain is too small to even comprehend the concept of lying. Fool, I am superior

[olivia @stre3tboy]

I can't believe that *lovable yet flawed charcater* dies in *movie title* :(

[olivia @stre3tboy]

me logging back into purgatory for the first time in a month: I sure hope I don't get infinity water spoiled!
me, 10 minutes later, the entirety of infinity war spoiled:

[olivia @stre3tboy]

@CrankGameplays quick what's ur opinion on musk sticks

[olivia @stre3tboy]

@almostslurp Yes

[olivia @stre3tboy]

@CrankGameplays Ethan! What's ur snapchat I want to send u pics of my dog!

[olivia @stre3tboy]

Why the fuck isn't there a dislike button on twitter I want everyone to know I hate the shit they post

[olivia @stre3tboy]

Wait the government shut down? what the fuck does this mean

[Luke Cutforth @LukeCutforth]

Saint John The Baptist is a cheeky meme confirmed

[HOOD VOGUE is tired of poverty @keyon]

This tidepod fiasco is the absolute definition of taking a joke and running it dead into the ground https://t.co/5aZL8Lj1pc

[Carl @gnarlystewart]

Kim K named her baby Chicago West. If you put a comma in between Chica & go, it becomes “Chica, go West”. West of LA is the Pacific Ocean. Ocean rhymes with potion. Potion has 6 letters. “Lip kit” also has 6 letters. Kylie sells lip kits. Kim is hinting that Kylie is pregnant.

[olivia @stre3tboy]

me: wow I'm bored I wonder what's happening on my twitter I haven't logged into for 6 months
twitter: a video of a man being skinned on everyone's tl

[jacksfilms @jacksfilms]

YIAY > LWIAY

don't @ me

[olivia @stre3tboy]

@troyesivan Please leak it, I don’t know if I can stay awake any longer