Chris Parsons

Haribo destroyer, Gooner and lover of cyprinids!

[Chris Parsons @streakaleak]

@DannyJamieson @Vitu_E

[Geir Jordet @GeirJordet]

A subtle England penalty shootout innovation (since 2021) is their deliberate, structured & functional use of social psychology.

Here, Saka is picked up by John Stones after his penalty, to swiftly welcome him back in the team.

What did England do and why did they do it?
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[Chris Parsons @streakaleak]

Finish them off you bastards! #evilmagpies

[Chris Parsons @streakaleak]

@FootballRamble Peugeot must be chuffed car expert @petedonaldson is voicing their ads! Do the do a chauffeur model! #clarkson

[Chris Parsons @streakaleak]

Banter club! #Garyneville

[Chris Parsons @streakaleak]

@HISTORICHITCHIN @nick0268 you were only telling me about the market square parking the other day!

[Chris Parsons @streakaleak]

Celebrate that you pricks! #ARSWOL

[Ethan @ethanmeldrum_]

Marnus Labuschagne is now a Shooting Stars meme. I am not sorry

[Surprise Shirts @SurpriseShirts]

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[Chris Parsons @streakaleak]

@PeteandSophie there a bit of hair dye on that swede Pedro?

[Chris Parsons @streakaleak]

@Vitu_E Cheers sir. Love the BT cricket show. Also the ramble is a different animal with you on. Who knew Donaldson needed another chaotic partner in crime!! Cheers for all my interesting view points while chatting with friends!

[Chris Parsons @streakaleak]

@NamTsao @arseblog @soccerdiva Shared Isle of Mull!

[Chris Parsons @streakaleak]

@ChesterFC @FootballRamble @petedonaldson right up your street!

[Hamill @CPHamill]

Settled like men 🤝 https://t.co/wteZoKkA1K

[Chris Parsons @streakaleak]

@arseblog thought you were playing phone noises again! Just @JimCampbellTFR being @JimCampbellTFR !

[Ministry of Defence Police @MODPolice]

On a lunch break last week, our initial police dog training course met Chris, partner of MDP Dog Handler PC Claire Addems, as he crossed the finish line, having walked from the North Devon to South Devon coast over four days, raising £1500 for @ThinBluePaw.

[Chris Parsons @streakaleak]

@minto444 Lasted 15 minutes. It’s bad when it made me do diy instead!

[Chris Parsons @streakaleak]

@Vitu_E @kvlmason P.s you “new” Ramblers are a brilliant addition, keep up the great work. We all know you carry the boss @lukeaaronmoore !

[Chris Parsons @streakaleak]

@Vitu_E @kvlmason Watch out Vish, Kate calls you a boozehound in Pete’s question time! What’s that, Mason on the piss with Laura Woods again! 👀