Simon Hartley

Voice actor for electric vehicles

[Simon Hartley @streakley]

@swimlittlefish That’s like a death row meal superfood. Like a goji berry but for pleasure.

[Simon Hartley @streakley]

Breaking twiatus to boost this unbelievably important news

[juan @juanbuis]

quick update from the annual french stretchy cheese competition — they're reaching absolutely ridiculous levels of stretch

[Simon Hartley @streakley]

@hermux I know @richoakley is trying to pick up some work.

[MyBroadband @mybroadband]

Makro says that some orders will be delivered in as little as three hours from checkout for customers within 30km of a store. https://t.co/pbuFaxBikl

[Simon Hartley @streakley]

@HamishHouston Thanks, H. That Cohen person needs to get us all in a room at some point for rum things

[Simon Hartley @streakley]

Look, I haven’t been on here for a while because - just in general, I suppose - Twitter made me feel like I’d had too much sugar, and wasn’t as nice as just living real life with the lovely people I am lucky enough to have in it. But.

[Simon Hartley @streakley]

@SananiMangisa Thank you, Sanani!

[Simon Hartley @streakley]

@nachoswithtea If this is Chris: yes. If this is Nadia: yes. If this is Kivi: you still owe me for a bowl of soji

[Simon Hartley @streakley]

@ruark @hermux World’s worst DDOS

[Simon Hartley @streakley]

@hermux Turbines in the rims. Networked flushing. AN INTERNET OF TOILET.

[Simon Hartley @streakley]

@hermux 1) K this is a hall of fame tweet. 2) PRODUCT IDEA: ESKOM SE PLUSH - logo-shaped microwave wheater heaters for those nights when the electric blanket has no functional infrastructure to back it up.

[Simon Hartley @streakley]

Anyway, I’m not done with WumDrop. I like making good things - and it’s not there yet. But it will be, soon. Last year our head of ops was the COO of Starbucks. Now she’s our Head of Ops. Last month our CPTO was a product lead for Walmart. Now he’s ours. Here’s to fun, & learning

[Simon Hartley @streakley]

I really mean that. His name’s Sylvester John. I get an mini-MBA’s worth of knowledge and wisdom from that man on a weekly basis. My brain hurts, but he’s turning me into something deadly, which I like.

[Simon Hartley @streakley]

Good morning from this sea rainbow

[Simon Hartley @streakley]

@inkjellybean Spark such joy 🥰

[Simon Hartley @streakley]

Brief break from my Twitter lurking to show you this pretty new orchid bloom at home.

[Simon Hartley @streakley]

@geoff_ink If this is my primary method of tweeting from now on, that’s fine by me.

[Simon Hartley @streakley]

@rowaneva Goundens, 100%