Cristina ❤

24, minors begone • spiteful and petty • official kitten whore

[Cristina ❤ @streddiewhore]

The adrenaline rush was definitely not worth the adrenaline crash this time

[Cristina ❤ @streddiewhore]

Ma'am stop asking me to feed your bird MY food. I don't care that it's just a little piece, it's my fucking food so fuck off fhghgg

[Cristina ❤ @streddiewhore]

Why am I being made to feel bad for not wanting to miss work on my birthday

[Cristina ❤ @streddiewhore]

Have asked for a thing. Am regretting asking for the thing. Time to spiral about this at work lol

[Cristina ❤ @streddiewhore]

@darkrednights @SAMH0UND They're that scene in Parks and Rec where April and Andy want to get divorced just so they can get married again fhggf

[Cristina ❤ @streddiewhore]

@shokikita @mimifrand If we go by the hc that Richie lives in California then its just because he assimilated to our way of speaking 😔 its not his fault fhfgfg

[Cristina ❤ @streddiewhore]

Perpetually in the process of becoming a wintergirl

[Cristina ❤ @streddiewhore]

@BiBevvy @manletlovebot Bill doing this as a sort of mating dance because someone (probably Richie, maybe Stan) told him it's what farm boys like to see

[Cristina ❤ @streddiewhore]

@BiBevvy @manletlovebot All I see is 40 year old Bill Denbrough finally discovering that sweet spot between slutty and absolutely dumb ghghg

[Cristina ❤ @streddiewhore]

Stan comes back to life obviously, probably with turtle magic paired up with the sheer power of his petty but caring desire to bother Richie into living his truth

[Cristina ❤ @streddiewhore]

You know what im going to start using this Twitter for its intended purpose, and not just for my regular breakdowns. So: Canon compliant au (Eddie lives though) where Richie accidentally reveals that he had been and still was in love with one of the guy Losers,

[Cristina ❤ @streddiewhore]

and in a moment of panic, says it was Stan, because Stan's dead and therefore no one can ask too many questions for fear of devastating him. Stan starts haunting Richie solely to be petty because how dare Richie use him as a way to get out of telling the truth

[Cristina ❤ @streddiewhore]

Do you ever see a pic of your high school crush and immediately viciously remember how not into you they were and how stupidly head over heels they were for your best friend instead ��

[Cristina ❤ @streddiewhore]

Ma'am I don't care that your cousin was on a reality show and I don't care about who you think is pretty on this show and I especially don't care about the specifics of your family tree PLEASE stop talking and watch the goddamn show

[Cristina ❤ @streddiewhore]

The biggest problem with this list is that in order to complete Task 1, I almost definitely have to completely disregard Task 2

[Cristina ❤ @streddiewhore]

To Do List for today:
1. Do not self sabotage and tell all my friends I [redacted]
2. Do not self isolate
3. Go to my doctor's appointment
4. Eat
5. Laundry

[Cristina ❤ @streddiewhore]

Literally what the fuck

[cunt dracula @nicole__mello]

honestly this is deeply me

[Cristina ❤ @streddiewhore]

It's fucking hilarious when people somehow don't see how their actions might affect other people and then have the audacity to be surprised when these people are, in fact, affected

[Cristina ❤ @streddiewhore]

@realDonaldTrump you're fired 😁