SamuelLLCoolJackson

crippling nostalgia for 80s/90s thrash & death metal, action & horror movies, comics & cards, action figures, video games, jdm cars, and interior design.

[SamuelLLCoolJackson @street_thrash]

thanks a lot @Sony and/or @2K - just lost my nba2k16 career due to "corrupted data" & server connectivity. gone. and i'm sure you care.

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somebody should just now make a #ps4 #game for random 10+ year old movies, like #sahara starring @Stevezahn, that shit would be tite

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eminence is imminent. or is imminence eminent? #wisdom

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anyone else sitting around wishing they could watch #XPLAY on #techtv/#g4 from about '03-'08 again? i mean, make a greatest hits #dvd #ffs

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#honk if u #like my #bathroom. #showercurtains #jurassicpark #jp #ninjaturtles #tmnt #custom #art #toilet

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@Free_Lives should add "broce lee" to #broforce, complete w/ yellow jumpsuit & nunchucks. i cant be the 1st to suggest this. make it happen!

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personal injury, medical malpractice, workers comp? who ya gonna call? the law offices of venkman, zeddemore, spengler, and stantz.

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laughter is my job. tears are my game. law is my profession. #michaelscott #genius

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i thought #TheRoots lyric "i ain't on some 'oh I'm a celebrity'" was an #obama reference in 99 & freaked cuz #BlackThought was clairvoyant.

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#NowWatching #Halloweentown. cue the tears of #nostalgia as im transported back to the ripe precocious age of 8 years old

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not sure why i didnt live tweet the fact that i watched #halloween 1-5 last night

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the #ultimate #terror #lies #within the #wasteland.

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"#life without #love is a ship without sails..." yeah its like a speedboat with a couple 400hp outboard motors instead 😎

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@BmoreBirds52 it is and cuz

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#ios9 erased all my contacts, photos, notes, everything. thx 4 the "brand new" #iphone, #apple. so yeah. lost my numbers, give me yours.

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DON'T buy from #NORAM int'l: an #AMAZON shell corp set up as a "merchant" to sling defective items as "like new" with no quality guarantee

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no seriously, #AnotherWayToDie is a fucking #abortion; just like #jackwhite and #aliciakeys should have been.

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kinda sad how this #bond #parody has a theme song which is orders of magnitude better than the last 3 bond movie themes.

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i apologize for my #autocorrect; that last tweet should read "#melissamccarthy and #jasonstatham" #mybad

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#nowwatching the #movie #spy starring #MissPiggy and #BenKingsley.