stressed-n-sarcastic

unadulterated snark

[stressed-n-sarcastic @stressnsarcasm]

"This leaves men confused & unable to pigeonhole you. What they're forced to do instead is... take you seriously."

[LeGate @williamlegate]

The thing that bothers me to no end about the news media is they give equal credence to both sides of any issue—no matter how absurd one side may be—in an attempt to appear non-bias. Ironically, this results in a significant bias for things which are simply untrue.

[ceeg @thisisforfreedl]

Raising driving age limit is punishing the 13 year old go kart driver https://t.co/neOQ8e8gDb

[nora // tw ed @thinlikeapixie]

I LOOKED IT UP:
“Let his days be few and let another take his office”

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 https://t.co/3ue2kuGthT

[LeGate @williamlegate]

Contact Amazon support in <2 seconds to show your disapproval of them hosting NRA TV using this special link below. #BoycottNRA

I'm not joking—all you have to do it click it. I did all the hard work for you:
https://t.co/2atkHG80dl.

[Drunk Zach Parise @DrunkZachParise]

We have more fans show up for high-school hockey games than what showed up at the Red Wings home opener tonight

[Slutty Girl Problems @sluttygrlprobs]

Wearing an oversized shirt and no pants is probably the most comfortable thing in life.

[stressed-n-sarcastic @stressnsarcasm]

The most surprising thing about this whole Ted Cruz ordeal is that he jacks off to actual porn instead of pics of closed Planned Parenthoods

[stressed-n-sarcastic @stressnsarcasm]

😂😂

[nora // tw ed @thinlikeapixie]

@mckennarusselll Was I unclear in some way? All the racism, homophobia, xenophobia, & hate in the world & you choose to be upset about THIS?? Do better.

[nora // tw ed @thinlikeapixie]

Don't be such a snowflake https://t.co/y8LmPhXZ4Y

[stressed-n-sarcastic @stressnsarcasm]

“She’s confused and afraid to commit to the wrong thing, so she won’t commit to anything.”

[stressed-n-sarcastic @stressnsarcasm]

"They say 'you're a little much for me, you're a liability.'"

[stressed-n-sarcastic @stressnsarcasm]

Dear Grown Ass Men,

Women are not responsible for your inappropriate boners.