daddy devito

pet kitties, spend fitties, suck titties...& i live by that.

[daddy devito @stresstbisexual]

i’m not an active home-wrecker but i’d be lying if i said the thought of a woman leaving her husband for me doesn’t turn me on

[Sophie Ross Brooks @sophrossbrooks]

You should get to leave work early if you feel a chin hair

[lauren @winonaddict]

they should’ve won an emmy for this scene alone

[Circe @vocalcry]

As everyone was talking about the shot that missed Trump, I began to wonder… had I missed my shot with Big?

[✨smoke mommy✨ @wxfflestomp]

passenger princess duties 🫶🏻

[tahz ♑︎ @lezzielestat]

pride month is over

[a.🫧 @xcowboygeniusx]

how i sleep knowing that i will never wake up next to him in the middle of the night with my head in my hands being nothing more than his wife

[sarah @heavenbrat]

being a girl is a fun guessing game of why are my hormones making me act more insane than usual this week

[alexa @glusong]

love me anyway should’ve been a hit

[jill ♡⚢♡ @23andagleek]

the bouncer removing me after i play the glee cast on the touch tunes

[RunwayDan @RunwayDan]

And then the little dog would say "yo quiero Taco Bell" and we would all laugh and laugh. It was a simpler time.