jaybie™

chaos causing chaos

[jaybie™ @strewwbarry]

IF WE AINT UHAULING WE FORKLIFTING 🗣️

[josef k hole @poeticdweller]

Sorry for being such a bitch yesterday i havent had an ice cream cone in like 4 days

[Nickeee @Nick__Nation]

Hey sorry I missed your text I was trying to change the prophecy

[✰. @swagoszn_]

you relax for 30 minutes after work and next thing you know it’s 9pm😭

[𝖓❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

everyday i feel like that dog tryna ignore it

[Vivian @suchnerve]

And yes I do think human connection is the point of life. What about it

[josh @joshypooper]

im so fed up can someone put a blanket over my cage

[miia @miiagarro]

been on my last straw for bout 300 straws now

[ᯓ★ @chorio_actis]

i get so sad going back to my empty place after a night with my friends, i'm very certain we're meant to fall asleep in a pile together like a litter of puppies

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

they're saying there's 30g of protein in spending a night laughing with your friends

[KJ 𝕩 @YeaaKJ]

i know the paper towels hate to see me coming in the kitchen

[Spencer Agnew @Spennser]

“who’s pussy is this” mama let’s research

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

computa kill me

[Milu @dollisheart]

In addition to being gentle and caring i am very neurotic and high strung. This is endearing to the right person i’m sure

[arie . ݁₊ ⊹ . @ariienova]

rivals sucks but at least im not playing league of legends 🥀

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

me & gang when we pull up

[cuckold jones @cuckcat]

bro (romantically)

[@realWokeism @realWokeism]

Karl Marx failed to consider the Steam Summer Sale

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

Finished wordle, crossword, connections, spelling bee, strands and sudoku. Time to go to the liquor store

[realyuriyearners @realyuriyearns]

i wanna get high on friendtanyl.