♂️: Hello, I'm a boy
🏳️⚧️: Oh.. but you look like a girl
♂️: Yeah lol I just like to dress this way
🏳️⚧️: Hmm, are you sure you aren't a girl?
♂️: No, I'm-
🏳️⚧️: I'll just put you down as a non-binary then
♂️: But-
🏳️⚧️: And nobody is allowed to call you a boy or it's Enby-phobic
♂️: ...