JC

Appropriately Cynical | Atlanta Dream Superfan | #Bitcoin

[JC @strictly_JC]

Never been a save the bees guy. Once we get micro robotic pollinators I’m voting scorch them for their past transgressions.

[Luke Cannon @lukecannon727]

The cashier at Home Depot just asked me if I wanted to round up to support the SpaceX IPO

[JC @strictly_JC]

@VolStang11 @WVUFLU Wow thank you I didn’t know this patriot only sleeps 4 hours a night. Thank you for reminding us of his limitless vigor for the American people and bombing the Middle East.

[JC @strictly_JC]

@HurleyMatthew Getting smoked by your barber in the street is a tough look. I’d tell no one in an attempt to save the dignity I have left.
Not having to worry about this is another point for #baldteam

[JC @strictly_JC]

@PennLive Money grab. Ticketing for holding a phone to your ear to while stopped at a red light is non-sense.
If the new law was for the advertised purpose, tractor trailers would have different rules than passenger vehicles.

[JC @strictly_JC]

@nyknicks Congrats to whoever paid 10k for a ticket that now has to stand in a TSA line because our chief government superior has now decided he’s an NBA fan

[JC @strictly_JC]

@kenklippenstein The thing people don’t talk about enough with Graham Platner is that his tattoo artist didn’t even do a good job on the nazi tattoo. Execution looks sloppy.

[JC @strictly_JC]

Sam Burns when I don’t put U.S. currency on him

[JC @strictly_JC]

Sometimes you have to know #businesswise to not bet the golf tournament. Lines look cooked and I think the big names dominate leaderboard at the Memorial this weekend.

[JC @strictly_JC]

My sources are saying rough is playing US Open thick. Could provide some value for longer odds players but picking the JJ Spaun’esque over achiever out of the field isn’t a good value prop.

[JC @strictly_JC]

Online shopping for an America 250 shirt but refusing to buy the official government backed merch. I wouldn’t buy that if my brother was president.
This is how you “American” people

[JC @strictly_JC]

@WomanDefiner I’ve been begging for a boomer to hit me first for years

[JC @strictly_JC]

@TheDeizzle What proof do you have that anyone besides Houston was communicating pitch selection live time to batters? Was just one team taking steroids?

[JC @strictly_JC]

The Houston Astros cheated to win the World Series to the point their guilt isn’t even arguable. And there was basically no consequences. Still shocking!

[JC @strictly_JC]

@TheDeizzle Sorry Big T this is the most black and white MLB cheating scandal since the series was rigged in 1920

[JC @strictly_JC]

@HunterBiden @Kenneth_Belkin Hunter I’m having a party at my house June 27. There’s a red roof inn close by on McKnight road I think you’d love. Open invite bring whoever. Hit my line brother.

[JC @strictly_JC]

@NUCLRGOLF @Zigmanfreud Uh oh everyone’s favorite cool calm Christian golden boy getting snippy! @Scoreey

[JC @strictly_JC]

@BobSmizik I have my doubts about Donny Kelly but this is incorrect. He’s being paired with jones who’s understandably on a lower pitch count post-injury. Will pitch tonight.
This fake journalist negativity pusher somehow knows less than a casual follower of the team.

[JC @strictly_JC]

@nightshifttom Eagles certainly deserving of an honorable mention

[JC @strictly_JC]

Sports teams I hate ranked in order
1. Cubs
2. Astros
3. Notre Dame
4. Ravens
5. USC
6. Pitt (football only)
7. Ohio State
8. Cleveland Browns
9. Bengals
10. Oregon

[JC @strictly_JC]

Going on a fishing trip knowing full well I get motion sickness call it deadliest catch

[JC @strictly_JC]

@Scoreey Three legs -
1. Sergio Garcia to win Andalucia +2300
2. Bryson Dechambeau growing the game -20000000
3. They aren’t playing next year - 1000