Anonymous

mysterious man looking to share my thoughts only with myself

[Anonymous @strictlyblakery]

If you’re Charlie Kirk…and I’m Charlie Kirk….then who’s flirting with Mitch McConnell

[Anonymous @strictlyblakery]

My husband is not on hinge

[Anonymous @strictlyblakery]

Beyond baked at the airport and some guy asked me to watch his stuff and I said yes

[Anonymous @strictlyblakery]

I truly wish I’d never met you

[Anonymous @strictlyblakery]

Tubi or not Tubi

[Anonymous @strictlyblakery]

Why can’t I like my own Letterboxd reviews anymore

[Anonymous @strictlyblakery]

Is that the….?

[Anonymous @strictlyblakery]

White people be like sorry I can’t I have to pick up my dog from acupuncture

[Anonymous @strictlyblakery]

Biggest downside of being a gay guy is that I can’t baby-trap him

[Anonymous @strictlyblakery]

When does dating the “older, mature, and stable guy” mean he will be mature and stable ?

[Anonymous @strictlyblakery]

What if we flirted in the Letterboxd comment section

[Anonymous @strictlyblakery]

@rococokaren

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

choppelganger | noun | a less attractive version of someone or something

[Anonymous @strictlyblakery]

Nothing makes me harder than a bent glass window

[Anonymous @strictlyblakery]

Looking at prediction markets to fill out my Oscar’s ballot

[Anonymous @strictlyblakery]

I love plane turbulence

[Anonymous @strictlyblakery]

Larry david

[soup🕷️ @thrluv]

at the doctor's office booing all the names being called that aren't mine

[Anonymous @strictlyblakery]

Waking up this morning like oh no who did I bite last night

[Anonymous @strictlyblakery]

Never have I ever taken a shit at basement

[Anonymous @strictlyblakery]

I need one