strider

Two wheels, loud kicks, good espresso. keeping it simple.

[Moski @barz999]

my favorite sex position is any of them. im just glad to be involved

[strider @strider]

Never deleting this app 😭😭😭

[Chowder 🐺 @imbrownonline]

havent jacked off in 3 days i almost nutted in my pants during the racially motivated TSA patdown

[Pearl ४✪ @pearlofasgard]

being bilingual means forgetting a word in both languages mid-conv so I just stare at you

[sam pellegrino @eddieredclife]

[just got paid] I’m interested in purchasing some sort of item

[strider @strider]

CR7, my 🐐 forever. @Cristiano

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

Portugal estará sempre em mim

[TC @totalcristiano]

Forever grateful to witness you, @Cristiano. 🥲❤️

[true plodge @mrsplodge4]

my duo is losing it bro

[strider @strider]

@SLOplays Lmao what a day 😭😭😭😭

[SLO @SLOplays]

WAIT you're telling me the dude who composed the Super Gogeta theme is now the Texas Attorney General wtf ✌️😭

[Trey™ @Treydemark_]

fuckkk

[mec sympa 💄 @jamfaon]

Mauvaise nouvelle pour leschiottes du travail : j arrive

[Bay Bay 💎 @dimeblockbabyy]

My Jason mask was $70 ima stab somebody fr on Halloween

[Hailey. 🍉 @samosu_]

i want a blowjob but instead i’m at a job that blows #work

[𝚣𝚎𝚎𝚣 @wtfzeezco]

“the only nigga who want it more than me rn, is me tomorrow”

[ADONIS @adonispara]

Driving Jewish cuz I be cutting off dickheads

[Leo @Leooweb3]

I love saying “sounds good” at work when I don't give a fuck.

[Janty @CFC_Janty]

The dopamine of scrolling through Twitter after Barcelona lose