Justin Asselin

I've always had a sweet tooth for the devil's candy

[Justin Asselin @strider_1978]

This bum aint helping much... anyways, squat at 175x5, deadlift at 275 x 5. Not terrible for a scrawny lil fuck like me.
Stay #fuckable, yall! Good day and congrats to the @nyknicks for winning the title! #mkefitness #40sfitness

[Justin Asselin @strider_1978]

100%

[Retard Finder @IfindRetards]

Any business that changes their logo for pride month is retarded.

[Justin Asselin @strider_1978]

Im a Dodgers fan living here. I wish dodger stadium was as easy as miller park!

[Jason D @RabbitohCards]

Shoutout to @AmFamField and the @Brewers
As a Dodgers fan who now lives in the Midwest, I’ve been to about 6 stadiums for Dodgers games. Milwaukee clears all of them. Easy in/out to stadium, family friendly atmosphere, friendly fans and staff, and very affordable. Go Dodgers

[Justin Asselin @strider_1978]

Were pretty dam proud of ourselves and how we are towards others!

[Seabiscuit @RoundCorners40]

@RabbitohCards @AmFamField @Brewers The best game day experience in MLB. It's really a reflection of the people of Wisconsin.

[Justin Asselin @strider_1978]

100%

[JohnRocker @itsJohnRocker]

TODAY
IS
NOT
A
DAY
TO
REMEMBER
GEORGE
FLOYD

[Justin Asselin @strider_1978]

I stopped for a month because I figured, what the hell??... I was going crazy. Right back to it and made the world better again.

[AJAC @AJA_Cortes]

Every man who quit training wishes he hadn't.

GO TO THE GYM

[Justin Asselin @strider_1978]

Im sure you'll survive #flytheL

[Bree @breedelio]

Brewers are ruining my life.

[Justin Asselin @strider_1978]

"Pretending??"" Its not pretend... we are. Women aint worth the headache. Buy a hooker for a bit to get what you need. Its essentially the same thing as buying shit for a girlfriend just to get laid.

[Jessica Love @jessica_lovee95]

A lot of single men seem completely checked out of dating now, like they replaced romance with gym memberships, football, and pretending they’re happier alone.

[Justin Asselin @strider_1978]

Its getting crispy... all I wanna do is scratch the shit endlessly haha

[Justin Asselin @strider_1978]

All I want to do is take a shit. Why is it so fucking hard to get into the bathroom 'round here?

[Justin Asselin @strider_1978]

Its time!

[Justin Asselin @strider_1978]

This is 100% accurate

[Amber H @ThatCheerMomOfX]

Blue collar men need to eat a lot of protein and the best sources are poultry, beef, and a short girl with a messy bun and a smart mouth!

I’m not wrong

[Justin Asselin @strider_1978]

Correct

[Jack @jackunheard]

If you’re a man driving a jeep wrangler with 20+ rubber ducks on your windshield, you shouldn’t have the right to vote.

[Justin Asselin @strider_1978]

@E_Torres80 Theyre really fucking big up close!

[Justin Asselin @strider_1978]

Sounds like a plan

[Justin Asselin @strider_1978]

Yuppp

[Trumplicans2024.com @trumplicans2024]

correct fukers...

[Justin Asselin @strider_1978]

Id pay 20

[🦋💙𝓗𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻💙🦋 @bamagirl_4_eva]

Would you?

[Justin Asselin @strider_1978]

Yes

[ً @wynrosei]

I’m curious : Before the digital era, how did people get concert tickets? 40 thousand people lining up outside the stadium????

[Justin Asselin @strider_1978]

Fat on steak is good. Lean is gross

[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

Ancient wisdom: "Eat the fattest parts of the animal. Strength comes from fat."

Modern wisdom: "Eat the leanest cuts. Trim the fat. Drain the mince. Spray the pan with vegetable oil instead."

One built human civilisation.

The other built the queue at the diabetes clinic.