Dave of Striderpage (BDay Edition)

strawpage ask blog thing run by a fictive, host acc is @IR0NGATES_ || 20+ yr old || he/him || proship dni || ic @h0riz0nical

[Dave of Striderpage (BDay Edition) @striderpage]

https://t.co/TvhkeZMbXK

[Dave of Striderpage (BDay Edition) @striderpage]

@LUV_FRESHY [🫀🕊] When we're not away on vacation I plan to kick Dave onto his account more to talk with yall CUZ I KNOW HE MISSES EVERYONE HERE you included

You all mean a whole lot to us, genuinely

[Dave of Striderpage (BDay Edition) @striderpage]

unmuting this and saying thank you to yall so much genuinely

just started and already today has been wonderful and heartfelt (i am barely able to sit still if that tells you anything)

[Dave of Striderpage (BDay Edition) @striderpage]

dont send anything to strawpage if you dont want me to see it because i have to catch up to you guys still but stuff happened again so i wasnt able to

anyways uh birthday soon im going to mute this if you guys want to leave birthday wishes for me to open when we turn 22

[Dave of Striderpage (BDay Edition) @striderpage]

@h0riz0nical nah i had to be here or cass wouldve got my ass (he said so himself hours prior since i also wanted to partake originally)

[Dave of Striderpage (BDay Edition) @striderpage]

hi im also here for this turning of age

i might have kicked a door in to get here

[Horizon @h0riz0nical]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAREST @IR0NGATES_ !!!
MANY KISSES XOXO FROM THE JESTER!

[F : Cass ; COMMS ALWAYS OPEN @IR0NGATES_]

Birthday tomorrow!

[Sodapop @thesodapopsys]

Okay little troll chud adopts are up! #homestuck
https://t.co/9J9rTWXHJR

[KORPO. @carcinoBurger]

I'M REAL. AND TINY.

[Dave of Striderpage (BDay Edition) @striderpage]

you absolutely do not have to say or do anything btw this is a for fun thing i wanted to do for myself since we did it for cass (our host) too (some of you probably saw it already but shhh)

happy soon-to-be birthday to us i love yall

[Dave of Striderpage (BDay Edition) @striderpage]

dont send anything to strawpage if you dont want me to see it because i have to catch up to you guys still but stuff happened again so i wasnt able to

anyways uh birthday soon im going to mute this if you guys want to leave birthday wishes for me to open when we turn 22

[F : Cass ; COMMS ALWAYS OPEN @IR0NGATES_]

I highly recommend sharing this around and helping however you can. It's incredibly important.

[Parodystuck News @parodystuckNews]

Additionally Happy International Non-binary peoples day for all the Enbys of parodystuck - 🍊

[Dave of Striderpage (BDay Edition) @striderpage]

@Kargeneticist hes a sweetie so i might let him take the account for a day or two depending

[Dave of Striderpage (BDay Edition) @striderpage]

woke up to this by the way

[Dave of Striderpage (BDay Edition) @striderpage]

@oreozonline good lord their organs are going to hate them

[Dave of Striderpage (BDay Edition) @striderpage]

this shit goes hard in coffee ngl (headmate took this picture earlier to show a friend)

[Dave of Striderpage (BDay Edition) @striderpage]

@oreozonline yeah they agree

[Dave of Striderpage (BDay Edition) @striderpage]

@oreozonline yknow i think one of my partners would agree with you
theyre also lactose intolerant

[Dave of Striderpage (BDay Edition) @striderpage]

@Kargeneticist yeah his name is francis and hes been up here since before i got back

aint he cute

[Dave of Striderpage (BDay Edition) @striderpage]

oh shit im at 300

you know what that means (after my minecraft campaign with my partners)

[Dave of Striderpage (BDay Edition) @striderpage]

@Kargeneticist apparently man

the badger guy i was sitting with looked startled

[Dave of Striderpage (BDay Edition) @striderpage]

@mossbeastsuprem rap battles to the death sounds hardcore actually

pity id die on impact
my rap skills are rusty as hell
i dont even have old will smith levels of rap