Dave Strider

Your name is DAVE. You enjoy IRONY, and are the EPITOME OF COOL. You drop ILL BEATS when you've got time.

[Dave Strider @stridesoftime]

>No, you're not.
>DEACTIVATE.

[Dave Strider @stridesoftime]

>You're under new management. That's cool. You're cool.
>You're going to start up again.

[Dave Strider @stridesoftime]

im alive but only ironically

[Dave Strider @stridesoftime]

ozone depletion
vaginal secretion
monks that are tahitian
blinds that are venetian
this world is shit

[Dave Strider @stridesoftime]

@ErrorJade well shit
our problem free lives are our social demise

>Sweet, sweet irony. She's winning the one-sided game. Poke her once.

[Dave Strider @stridesoftime]

>Fuck it. You did look better before, so why fix what isn't broken?

[Dave Strider @stridesoftime]

@ErrorJade yeah??

>You have weird friends, but it isn't dawning on you for the first time. Pat her head.

so whats up

[Dave Strider @stridesoftime]

@ErrorJade >Let the pup be.

cryogenically cool yo
arent you just a little too excited to see me

[Dave Strider @stridesoftime]

@ErrorJade >Is that all? You can give that. Right?

...
noticing you

[Dave Strider @stridesoftime]

@ErrorJade ???

>Gently push her hand(s) away. Does she want a biscuit from you? You don't have any treats to give anyway.

[Dave Strider @stridesoftime]

@ErrorJade >Was that out loud?

what

>Feel the Harley. Zero additional reaction.

[Dave Strider @stridesoftime]

> Man, your heart hearts.

[Dave Strider @stridesoftime]

@mystery_gnostic >Speaking of migraines

yeah
no

[Dave Strider @stridesoftime]

@mystery_gnostic well shit
sorry then

>You view it the opposite way, but that's not important.

i guess its just a downside

[Dave Strider @stridesoftime]

been almost a whole month without me
hows everyone holding their shit up

[Dave Strider @stridesoftime]

@mystery_gnostic >usage of "misconception"

evidently not for you??

>Sigh.

[Dave Strider @stridesoftime]

@mystery_gnostic >Oh, right. Shrug.

think of it as an upside
at least everything is shaded normal to you

[Dave Strider @stridesoftime]

@mystery_gnostic >"intercross"

i mean i couldnt put it another way
except literally through hugs but thatd be blatantly strange

[Dave Strider @stridesoftime]

@mystery_gnostic >Well, not groaning would've been a good start for decent refusals.

pretty
right
okay

[Dave Strider @stridesoftime]

@mystery_gnostic sooo

>...is she serious?

why dont we twist that and ask what the females fiancees eye color is
for shits and giggles??