absentKnight 🔞

21+ proship DNI | Alt of @DaveBreaksSword

[absentKnight 🔞 @stridrmakesword]

Hello?? I beg your pardon???
https://t.co/e5yCCm5RDg

[rune sword @runesword1]

i don’t yearn. if i want something i smash my head into a good hard tree until my vision goes white

[absentKnight 🔞 @stridrmakesword]

@Andro1dG1rl_ This is why I write so many power bottoms and service tops lmao it really is not as simple as top=in charge and bottom=uwu baby

[absentKnight 🔞 @stridrmakesword]

I hardly ever talk about them but I love Davepetasprite so so much

[absentKnight 🔞 @stridrmakesword]

@Andro1dG1rl_ Hi idk where else to say this but I found this song that always reminds me of loa Dave idk why. I desperately want your opinion bc I'm parasocial af but pls ignore me lmao. It's called Kiss Me Slow by VANÈS

[absentKnight 🔞 @stridrmakesword]

Worst possible news it's bad. I can either pay $4000 for a root canal or $400 to have it pulled. I overdraft my account by $200/mo just to pay my regular bills.

[absentKnight 🔞 @stridrmakesword]

I need emergency dental work but i don't have insurance and I'm hella broke :( time to be a whore i guess

[absentKnight 🔞 @stridrmakesword]

I need emergency dental work but i don't have insurance and I'm hella broke :( time to be a whore i guess

[absentKnight 🔞 @stridrmakesword]

@shrimplyghostie This is one of my favorite Dave fanarts he looks so cool <3

[absentKnight 🔞 @stridrmakesword]

Just realized all my favorite kids are derse dreamers and all my favorite trolls are prospit dreamers I wonder why that is

[absentKnight 🔞 @stridrmakesword]

One thing I love about the hs fandom is that it's one of the only ones I know of where sucking at drawing is not only acceptable but desired and I think that's really nice. Keep making shitty art :)

[absentKnight 🔞 @stridrmakesword]

I could bring her to work with me sometimes bc I got her from a girl I work with and her mom waits in their car for her the whole shift with Roxy's mom but that wouldn't really solve the problem yk

[absentKnight 🔞 @stridrmakesword]

Today I had to leave Roxy with my grandma so I could work and we found out she's already super attached to me and got really bad separation anxiety. Idk what to do about it but my poor baby :(

[cake🔞 @timaeusAuthor]

I had a thought about their first time and how Dirk would just stare at Jake and Jake would be like uh are u ok u need something and Dirk is just extremely attentive to the closeness and nodding

[absentKnight 🔞 @stridrmakesword]

@vrisrezihater @dirksplinter I don't love dirkjake but it's things like this that make me not hate dirkjake do u know what i mean. This is heartbreaking.

[absentKnight 🔞 @stridrmakesword]

She's so tiny I can't 😭 little baby fits in my coffee mug

[absentKnight 🔞 @stridrmakesword]

Poor baby has fleas :( she's too little for oral treatments so hopefully a good flea bath and topicals do the job

[absentKnight 🔞 @stridrmakesword]

Picking her up tomorrow her name is Roxy :)

[absentKnight 🔞 @stridrmakesword]

Picking her up tomorrow her name is Roxy :)

[absentKnight 🔞 @stridrmakesword]

@paulepz @only_sushicat <3 Dave and Dirk

[paulie 🍓🐛 @paulepz]

413 giveaway wohooo. I'll choose 3 winners to get 3 free homestuck items of my store. RT and comment ur fave hs characters to participate

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Dawg he drove 💔