August Strife

if you’re reading this: it’s great to see you, but if you’re here then whose guarding Satan?

[August Strife @strife_aa]

I don’t want to be sorry, I want to be better.

[August Strife @strife_aa]

@RicksterLPs Expose their kneecaps

[August Strife @strife_aa]

When it’s December 31st 23:59
Then you realize it becomes December 31st 23:61

[August Strife @strife_aa]

So it begins

[August Strife @strife_aa]

@RicksterLPs I ordered the wrong Gatorade last night 👍🏾

[August Strife @strife_aa]

I really drove 25 mins with my father and we a whole conversation about how owning a cow/fish/pig would be a bad option versus owning Buffalo when I jokingly asked “what’s the next pet we getting?”

I love my father.

[August Strife @strife_aa]

So many people aren’t worth it, glad you are.

[August Strife @strife_aa]

Wait i got work nvm

[August Strife @strife_aa]

Guess who back

[Tie Quan Th🔆ugh☪️ @_Thunderclaw]

Yeah, if you wanna start them off with Trauma

[August Strife @strife_aa]

My kitten puked and I cancelled my day to take care of her, got rewarded with her not leaving my arm for cuddles... so pretty good day

[August Strife @strife_aa]

Date night

[August Strife @strife_aa]

Almost dying is getting boring but damn I’m shook

[August Strife @strife_aa]

My doctors receptionist really responded to the spelling of my name with “F for Efficient?”

[August Strife @strife_aa]

Hunters poutine, cheap beers and a shitty soccer field= good time ⏰

[August Strife @strife_aa]

Foreal someone help

[August Strife @strife_aa]

The devil is real, checkmate Atheists-an Agnostic

[August Strife @strife_aa]

Date night more like fight night

[August Strife @strife_aa]

@perfectchaii Eyebrows be 1:1 tho

[August Strife @strife_aa]

Yes relationships are 50/50 but if you constantly giving your 50 and they’re consistently not then you’re still 100% a fool

[August Strife @strife_aa]

Lion king recreation