Big Hairy Galoot

lost in the supermarket.

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hey guys.

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Wish my wife & kids would understand that if there was an easier way to get that “Rollins circa Fall ‘82” physique I’d do it. Sadly, I just gotta lift obsessively, front Black Flag, travel between gigs in the total darkness of an unventilated cargo truck, & subsist on a $5/day.

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@baddantakes Damn shame Walter didn’t wear a Donald Fagen shirt to complete the symmetry.

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I keep ordering Szechuan dumplings using the same voice and affection that Donald Fagen used in Glamour Professional and now I’m banned from most area Chinese restaurants.

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Every demo by every 80s-era hardcore band is some kid screaming “FUCKREAGANYOUREACLONEREDALERTKILLKILLKILL” followed by same kid in a really sweet, boyish voice saying “how did that sound, Ed?”

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OJ Simpson taught me it was ok to be weird. #OJSimpson

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Sick

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Am reading Thurston Moore’s memoir (pretty good!), and this is the SECOND unhinged encounter he has with Henry Rollins.

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Live shot of me getting my kids to school in the mornings

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Ok. I’m back after a lengthy convalescence. How do I make this hell site less hellish? Like every single tweet I’m seeing is some fucking sub-“Doctors Hate Him!” content mill nightmare.

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@harvilla Just want to let you know that you are right and your friends are wrong re: Macca’s “Wonderful Christmas Time.” Way better than Yoko and John’s “Happy Xmas (War Is Over)” too

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Owning the libs by not clicking on my Spotify Wrapped

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God would only take Kissinger if he got something out of it which is why Shane MacGowan is dead. Realpolitik at it’s finest, folks.

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thankful for all things, big and small

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https://t.co/EYJxlQB36F - smell ya later twitter

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@newartillery A true gentleman and scholar.

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Wading into the Taylor Swift/1975 discourse. Wish me luck.

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@fritolaysia “You Gotta Be” - Des’ree

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This must be the one where we learn Father Bear is kinda racist.

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@michaelpbrady Don’t forget an LP copy of Superchunk’s Incidental Music comp, a classic example of the “set designer’s boyfriend’s record collection as prop” trope.

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Hear me out: a Dogme 95 manifesto, but for pizza