YeOldenDickTwist

War hater. Comedy lover. Goy. Constitution believer. Fast car driver.

[YeOldenDickTwist @Strifomag]

@MarvelComicsHQ Trying to catch up on X-Men comics on Unlimited. Nowhere on the site is there a list of comics in order. I can use AI to gather this info, but then searching for individual issues is very difficult. Your site's search function returns bad results. Please improve.

[YeOldenDickTwist @Strifomag]

@BSurrogate95671 @EricLDaugh You can choose. It's only required if you want to send your child to a school ran by the govt. Most people just assume, for some reason, that the govt has their best interests in mind, despite the massive amount of evidence to the contrary.

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@UWU_0710 Magik after she's been retired for a few years and had a baby

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@Clealxth This artist hates drawing feet.
Also, that Madelyne looks amazing!

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@Asmongold @LeadingReport Imagine if instead of wasting and embezzling our taxes, they let us keep our money. We'd be incentivized to work again, to actually participate in society, instead of railing against it.
He wants big govt tyranny.
I want liberty, the way our founding father's did.

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@DanSoder Yeah, but if you're born during the Civil War you get a pass, right?

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@LPNational You finally did it. You finally made me realize how lame it is to follow politics on twitter. You cured me. Thank you so much! I've been such a loser!

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@drewcartierr I can't wait for my poser friends to tell me about all these references

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

"I'm pleading the Fifth 😂😂

You've gotta be kidding me" ~ @AaronRodgers12

#PMSLive

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@OnlyBangersEth Stay out of this T'challa. You got too many priors

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@BBCArdalan Remind me how this war is helping the US, or Iran, or anyone besides Israel?

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@heidi_snow95670 @EricLDaugh @DixieBushWookie Do you even know what's in the constitution?

[Owen Benjamin 🐻 @OwenBenjamin]

This sketch is hilarious

[Books Behind Borders @MHTruthUltra]

I remember when I was young they had these people called “investigative journalists” who could find out stuff like if a senator was dead or not

[Overton @overton_news]

Joe Rogan just said out loud what millions of taxpayers have been thinking for years.

He made the case that until the government can account for where taxpayer money actually goes...and eliminate fraud and waste...it has no business throwing people in jail over taxes.

ROGAN: “I don’t like anybody getting arrested for taxes.”

“I think taxes…until they have an accurate account of where the F*CKING money goes, and until you completely eliminate all fraud and waste…”

“What the f*ck are you doing locking people up for not paying taxes?!”

“Like YOU guys should get locked up for not doing a good job with our MONEY!”

[Jeff Dye @JeffDye]

They will never stop adding letters 😂

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[YeOldenDickTwist @Strifomag]

@SteveGuest If you think you can occupy foreign countries for decades and assassinate their leaders to install ones you like better, without any consequences for your actions... You're probably a US politician.
This isn't a D vs R issue. This is our stupid govt making the world hate us.

[Giga Based Dad @GigaBasedDad]

LMAO

[The Internet Remains Undefeated @WebUndefeated]

That guy didn’t even flinch. Lmao😭