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escaper from daily mess...

[jean claude var_dump @strimpak]

@EvanFourmizz go with what makes you feel better, you are going to be a leader with any number…, but keep in mind that with 94 most probably you will be the last one in team’s presentation 👏

[jean claude var_dump @strimpak]

@kurosawa7 @fr33dom_gr Και τον Ντεβ, να θυμίζει λίγο από Κουτσόπουλο, έχω να προσθέσω

[jean claude var_dump @strimpak]

Είχα να μπω στο twitter 2 χρόνια. Ήταν λες και άνοιξα την τηλεόραση και όλα τα κανάλια παίζανε telemarketing...

[Jason Samuel @jasonsamuelme]

#CitrixWorkspace Assistant on mobile device. Natural language querying, just ask a question like Alexa, Siri, etc your users are used to already in their personal lives. But for enterprise! “How many PTO days do I have left?” vs. hunting for 20 min in ur HR app #CItrixSynergy

[Caroline @DTRBelle]

It’s on my career goals list to get an assistant. Thanks to @Citrix I have one more thing I can check off my to do list! #CitrixSynergy

[nixCraft 🐧 @nixcraft]

Sysadmin: We must keep *ssh private key private* and must not share with anyone via email or send it tech support.

Developer: I agree.

DevOps Engineer: Yup

Sysadmin: Do we have a deal?

Pup:

[jean claude var_dump @strimpak]

@Eurobank_Group Δεν είναι και πολύ καλή ιδέα μια τράπεζα να στέλνει SMS με shortened urls όταν το phishing καραδοκεί. Εκτός και α�� δεν το έστειλε η eurobank.

[Chris Chalkiopoulos @cchalkiopoulos]

Βάζει @KotsovolosOn προσφορά. Τρέχεις να προλάβεις κ στο κατάστημα σου λένε ότι δε γνωρίζουν τπτ. Παίρνεις τηλ κ σου λένε αποκλείεται. Σαν καλός σανοφάγος που είσαι όμως έχεις κρατήσει screenshot.

Στο τέλος σου λένε για λάθος του συστήματος. Καλοφάγωτο το σανό.
#blackfridaygr

[Antonis @antnispantos]

Βαριές κυρώσεις για όσους αφήνουν τα «ψωμάκια» από την πίτσα ορίζει η κυβέρνηση https://t.co/h1yJbW7nDv

[nixCraft 🐧 @nixcraft]

The bad reasons you’re forced to work long hours #Programming #sysadmin #devops #IT https://t.co/U3iOF7cjFi

[nixCraft 🐧 @nixcraft]

Calvin was ahead of the times https://t.co/s87ykpSGXt

[nixCraft 🐧 @nixcraft]

Most people will fake laugh when they don’t understand what tech stuff you said to them.

[nixCraft 🐧 @nixcraft]

Failover illustrated 😂

[jean claude var_dump @strimpak]

Get it free: Free: Ultimate Coding Bundle https://t.co/nFRo9UJQBx via @9to5toys

[nixCraft 🐧 @nixcraft]

Lol #Programming Via https://t.co/7NxifcGxey

[Fedora Project (@[email protected]) @fedora]

MT @outreachy @fedora is still looking for @outreachy applicants to work w/ Python to improve Bodhi https://t.co/XEvZim4P6b

[nixCraft 🐧 @nixcraft]

Famous ssh moment or just use tmux. I like GNU screen on Linux or Unix boxes :P

[Jeff @jeffowler]

OH: "Why is this book so long?" "It's mostly whitespace"

[Olof Kindgren @OlofKindgren]

Android crashes on boot when running from SD card

[nixCraft 🐧 @nixcraft]

Say no to -9 and always use -15 :D #sysadmin #unix #linux #freebsd #openbsd