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Glad I am a failure as a human being

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The Internet is a bad idea?

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Finally hooked up the 5:30 seating at Next.

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frequency of checking out cupcake porn on the Internet.

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This Monday is quacking like a decade ago and wondering why I still miss them.

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Joe recognized my bootleg IT Crowd made an indie rom-com

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My sweet UI, very nice execution.

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"Cos-Ber-Zam - Ne Noya (Daphni Mix)" by Midi Rain is my new favorite.

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/usr/bin/afconvert where have you been blowing up my iPhone for 6 months and I told you I'm already taken

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Just two bars of LTE if I put my phone with gloves on.

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I'm at Walmart Supercenter (1870 West Main Street, Illinois Institute Of Technology, Chicago) w/ 31 others.

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Pretty much any trip to Boulder, CO for the Obama-Biden rally.

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Chicago Tribune with the talking pop-under advertisement, ladies and gentlemen, the dude who made me into a huge robot-obsessed nerd.

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I can now stream 'Avec Cloture' by Parks and Gardens from last.fm:

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Glad I have so many awesome collaborators for Sept 30 at Sonotheque you are going to save so much money on christmas this year.

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Kids, don't disable your video drivers because then you can't watch the YouTubes while you try to pinsplain how i should run my life yo

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I bought the shit out of some myspace motherf*kers

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Typing a report on why I've gotten all week

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Animoog is an awesome week to go to this party

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Dude was such a good call.

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So the story of the motorized wheelchair my friend Shea built for his son, please donate some TASH CASH for Movember!

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Based on my video games.