Sporting Clay

sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology

[Sporting Clay @stringa]

@muttgomery sure, let's swap all your Toyota stuff into that Ranger I blew up

[BAKOON @BAKKOOONN]

the dogs fuckin found out about religion, call the cops. no not the regular cops

[Sporting Clay @stringa]

@taylorgarron poor thing has never bought an envelope smdh

[Sporting Clay @stringa]

@ollemkcin that's rookie talk and we don't do that here

[Sporting Clay @stringa]

they done fucked up n give me a vinyl cutter

[Sporting Clay @stringa]

Prince Rogers Nelson? I bet he does!

[Sporting Clay @stringa]

skill issue. I've been to dives most would be scared to drive past wearing a Hubertus Bigend-style linen suit in International Klein Blue

[Adso Øvbelk @AdsoOfBelk]

What’s so frustrating about the decline in sartorial standards in America is that if you go on a road trip w/ bro, the number of places you can actually wear sport coats without being Deliveranced is vanishingly small

[Sporting Clay @stringa]

STONEWALL-26 is a fully automatic, magazine fed crew served launcher capable of launching up to 300 bricks per minute at just under the speed of sound

[Sporting Clay @stringa]

@muttgomery did you get to try the VEP?

[Sporting Clay @stringa]

@postoctobrist literally me and my husband. we bitch together every time we can

[Sporting Clay @stringa]

discovered that Kroger ice cream tubs make a lovely diffuser for shop lights. I have these huge 300w equivalent LED bulbs in mine that sit proud of the standard aluminum reflector and are far too bright to look at. so!

[Sporting Clay @stringa]

thanks man that's totally why i go on the computer and ask it questions about computers. very helpful

[Zweil @somethings_awry]

Hot dog eclairs

A pâte à choux with a Nathans hotdog mousse, chopped onions, thin sliced cornichons, topped with a garlic mustard gruyere mornay and garnished with chives and dill

[Sporting Clay @stringa]

I'm sweating

[JERACERX @jeracerx]

So Isuzu has just launched what may actually be the most insane looking spec-racer I've ever seen, the D-Max 2.2 DDI Evolution. Built for the new Isuzu Challenge Thailand, it has 2.2L diesel pumping 285 HP and 507 NM of torque, and features the craziest aero I've seen on a pickup

[Cat Bastard Quinn @QuinnCat13]

Come out ye spray on tans

[Sporting Clay @stringa]

Grateful Dead taper-style AUD camrip of a Monkeybone showing on opening night. What a time to be alive

[Monkeybone Zone @MonkeyboneZone]

BIG DAY for us Monkeybone fans 🚨

It exists it really exists.
Someone saw Monkeybone on opening night and filmed it.

Monkeybone (2001) Bootleg CAM Rip from opening night with audience reactions!

We will be uploading clips!

Huge shoutout and credit to: @RomeSando

[Sporting Clay @stringa]

people are always calling me homophonic slurs

[hil @plume__]

the time is going to pass anyway. might as well look at your phone