Alyson

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

“There's an AI tool for that.”

Okay, so???? There's probably an Ed Sheeran song for it too. I honestly don't give a fuck.

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

i don't play about my nonverbal time.

[osama @0ba0sama]

now that’s a bad bitch

[rina @urrrinal]

i have to be silly everyday or my brain will start growing mold

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

ain't no way there's billions of us and nobody got superpowers

[helen @helen]

let’s be real the best invention of the last five years is not chatgpt. it’s nerds gummy clusters

[solelynostalgia @solelynostalgia]

this was my the summer I turned pretty

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

i am not remotely religious until i start feeling like i’m going to throw up. in that case…Are You There, God? It’s Me, Sweaty Margaret. please…mercy….

[Alex @midsmoker34]

My boy is close with Santa and he said the elves officially started work back today

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

when my waitress repeats my order back to me and it sounds fire

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

I don’t play about my non verbal time

[trash jones @jzux]

nightmares are so embarrassing. why is my anxiety working the night shift

[james @jms_tny]

girl so help me god if you don’t put your fucking records on

[ravn @mfnravn]

i’m addicted to bad posture like fuck why is it so comfortable to sit like a cooked shrimp

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

How can nothing beat a jet 2 holiday when all I do is win

[໊ @sonohoor]

i absolutely loooooove getting in the bed. the excitement of finally laying down? unmatched