Mary 🐈

Born to worry about the world's problems, forced to lock in on my own. if you think turbocancer is a real thing we can't be friends.

[Mary 🐈 @stripedycat]

https://t.co/n7EpVmKppW

[Katrica | Pokopia Addiction Mode @Katritard]

God I wish this happened to me. I would have stood in the aisle and yelled IS THAT A PENIS?????? While keeping my finger pointing right at him. Trembling and shaking and giving the Oscar performance of a lifetime. Easiest public shaming of the century tbh

[Derek Thompson @DKThomp]

Unfortunately for Republicans, the situation is very easy to describe:

1. Trump won a cost-of-living election

2. Then he publicly announced a plan to raise the price of imports

3. Then he even-more-publicly started a war that raised the price of gas

4. Meanwhile, he got rich on crypto scams, while engaging in downright Pynchonian misadventures with the reflecting pool and ballroom, which sent the unmistakeable signal that "I care more about random bullshit than America's money problems ... and also I'm not even good at executing on the random bullshit"

[Mary 🐈 @stripedycat]

Qualified, competent leaders rarely have to demand that they get to be the leader.

[ꪝe @_wej01]

I asked this man who told me he is a “traditional man with traditional values” how realistically he saw that working if we were to date then marry considering the fact that he is a delivery driver and I am less than a year away from being a lawyer. I asked him “Do you seriously think you should lead and I should submit to you despite your lack of formal education and limited earning potential?”..

[Mary 🐈 @stripedycat]

@TexasNacho @RoCa74394915 Dude the only thing you’re fighting is fatigue from keyboard smashing on the front lines of the culture war. I’d bet $ that the hero you imagine yourself to be if the situation ever arose and the person you really are in daily life are wildly different.

[Mary 🐈 @stripedycat]

I’m a woman who stays home. I work from home, don’t know how to cook so my husband cooks for me. I have zero regrets about having never birthed a child and my camera roll is full of cat photos. Living the dream over here 🫶🏻

[The Transformed Wife 🦋 @godlywomanhood]

“What would happen if all women in this country decided to stay home??? 😫”

Women would have less stress and the diseases that come from stress. Children would be cared for at home by their mothers. Children would be far more emotionally stable and secure. Birth rates would rise. Marriages would be stronger. Families would stay together. They would be fed healthier food. Homes would be places of warmth and comfort. God’s ways are perfect! 💗

[Mary 🐈 @stripedycat]

@TexasNacho @RoCa74394915 I’m a 3rd generation Texan because of my Hispanic mom and like…why tho? How have you personally been victimized by immigrants?

[Mary 🐈 @stripedycat]

@al100100 @godlywomanhood *chose

[Mary 🐈 @stripedycat]

@TexasNacho @RoCa74394915 😂 A Bo French supporter who's scared of foreigners.. Talk about "nothing to offer" dude. Show me on the doll where the immigrants touched you and then we'll go get ice cream and you'll feel all better 🫪

[Kendall Evilmom 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🖖 she/her cis/ace @angryevilmom]

A real man. A real confident man.

We should be seeing more of this and less of “we can’t wait to have baby growing robots so we don’t have to listen to women”.

[Mary 🐈 @stripedycat]

My feed is mostly insane screenshots from the lesbian bar thing about how Irish people are the only ones who are allowed to drink milk and then there’s this dipshit whose like OMFG furries can fly planes 🤡 So many flavors if attention seeking stupidity.

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

TOMMY TUBERVILLE WARNS THAT “MANY” PILOTS, FLIGHT ATTENDANTS AND AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLERS ARE FURRIES: “Lord help us. It’s terrifying when you think about this.”

Tuberville claimed on the Senate floor that airline workers being part of the furry community poses a danger to passengers, saying a pilot “could have a deranged fetish of dressing up like an animal.”

[Mary 🐈 @stripedycat]

Trey Crowder pointed out the Taliban likes to ride in trucks and shoot guns just like these people do. With these guys it’s and F150 surrounded by a curated homestead aesthetic rather than a desert warlord aesthetic, but these people are essentially the same.

[Right Wing Watch @RightWingWatch]

If you think women should be able to vote, have jobs, live alone, or have unsupervised access to one another, that is because "you have normalcy bias for insane world": "You're living in an insane asylum and you think it's the normal world." https://t.co/MUg0khVoy6

[Mary 🐈 @stripedycat]

@al100100 @godlywomanhood Well yeah, people who don’t want to have kids shouldn’t have them. Also I didn’t reproduce but that doesn’t mean I’m dying alone, and the production of humans is not a retirement plan

[rebekah @rebekah_e_s]

transfixed by the tiktok account of this laotian guy with a thick louisiana accent who was recently deported to laos, where he hasn't lived in decades

[loizer❣️ @_lizalaine]

it is also violent to force some hapless lesbian who got manipulated into 50k worth of debt into homelessness because the bar that you don't spend any money at can't go from 100% masking to 85% masking without you and your crew browbeating her with racism allegations.

[Karen McGee @karenmotherof2]

You just don’t get days like these off of this app. Like yeah like 95% of the time this app is a hellscape but you don’t see the lesbian bar story transform into “ethnically Irish people are the only people who should be drinking milk” in real time anywhere else

[Daniel hughes @danielhughes94p]

Maybe the rumours are true… @subaru_usa send that NIL

[Mary 🐈 @stripedycat]

@TexasNacho Well I'm married and we're happy 💕 so good luck with whatever you've got goin on.

[Mary 🐈 @stripedycat]

@TheBecNasty @daydream42581 Some of us decided for ourselves we didn't want to. Plenty of people still want to have kids. You don't need to save anyone. Just let people choose for themselves ✌️

[Mary 🐈 @stripedycat]

@IHJWAMH 😂 You have no idea what he needs or wants from me. People are weird and complicated and don't fit neatly into a simple template. We're both living the dream together 💕

[Mary 🐈 @stripedycat]

@TheBecNasty It's just as pleasurable if he's fixed 😁