Oslo Stripper

String Showbar, Oslo 🤘#stripperproblems 🔥

[Oslo Stripper @stripperlunch]

When strippers take a selfie with their regulars 😂

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I'm coming out of retirement for a shift or two. I haven't been on the pole in over 18 months. It's not like riding a bike. I'm really looking forward to it...and I'm SO nervous.

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Hello stripper twitter. I missed you. ❤

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I've said this before, but after watching Euphoria I once again can't tell if I like rough sex or if mainstream hetero porn made me think I do...

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@papsmearin0

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Wondering what @uber's policy is when a driver assaults the woman they are charged with taking home safely?

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From @SpinnersNSaints' facebook page:

Dear men, I shouldn't have to feel uncomfortable, unsafe, or like I have to be polite in order to spare your ego or your feelings.

#DearMen

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Fuck it, I'mma be a student.

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@_clubbouncer Thank you! ❤❤

[Oslo Stripper @stripperlunch]

Well my lovely stripper-twitter feed, I am officially starting hair school next week and after working full time for nearly 6 years in Oslo, I'm hanging up my heels. Thanks for the laughs, the advice and the memes. Y'all are lovely. Here's my face (temporarily) as a goodbye:

[Oslo Stripper @stripperlunch]

The respect and friendship Magnus and the rest of the stab at String have shown me is unparalled. They've helped me financially, talked me through personal problems and always managed to make me laugh. What a wonderful place to work. ❤

[Oslo Stripper @stripperlunch]

Mixed feelings about this being my VERY LAST WEEKEND FULLTIME AT STRING SHOWBAR!! I'm taking the leap and starting hair school in January.

[Oslo Stripper @stripperlunch]

For the past almost 6 years I've been working as a stripper in Oslo, 3.5 of those have been in String. Though it's sometimes been a stuggle, especially this past year, I couldn't have asked for a better work place. ❤

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Vanilla Sky is an underrated movie. How gorgeous is Penelope Cruz?

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Why this dog looks like he just got his first ever lap dance

[John F. Hennessy @300Stone]

“El Chapo is a drug lord”

El Chapo’s wife:

[Satan @s8n]

‘Nobody cares unless you’re pretty or dead’

Well, I’m pretty dead inside and still nobody cares so??

[vito @certaspessoa]

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[Oslo Stripper @stripperlunch]

Can't tell Lindsay and Rose apart anymore....

[JOAN OF ART @umcornell]

me providing entertainment in hell