Anna the Stripper

I take my clothes off for money sometimes

[Anna the Stripper @strippetiquette]

@depressedstrip1 That's nice and everything but I think we've all met some dumb ass dancers in our times. Let's treat dancers as people, not infallible perfect beings. There's dumb strippers and smart strippers and they all deserve the same amount of respect

[Anna the Stripper @strippetiquette]

Customer, horny: "Talk dirty to me"

Me, panicked:
"Before you arrived I sneezed and peed myself a tiny bit"

Lapdance, over.

[Anna the Stripper @strippetiquette]

Some girls are sugar and spice and everything nice, others are more like tears and wine and everything's fine.

[Anna the Stripper @strippetiquette]

Sometimes I honestly can't believe that men are paying me money to call me pretty and look at me naked for half an hour. What a job. #stripperlife

[ABC News @abcnews]

China cracks down on funeral strippers

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[Anna the Stripper @strippetiquette]

Doesn't this weather just make you want to shove pine cones up my ass?

[siren @misssirenxxx]

Fuck every individual man that has not paid me money tonight simply for existing

[Anna the Stripper @strippetiquette]

Let's just skip the painfully average lap dance, and you can just give me all your money, and I'll go home and eat my kebab.

[Anna the Stripper @strippetiquette]

Pole dancing is great fun until you touch the wet spot the previous dancer left there...and I'm not talking about sweat. Clean up after yourself, you dumb damp bitch. #StripperLife

[Anna the Stripper @strippetiquette]

Strippers have feelings as well. I mean, not me personally, but definitely some of them.

[Anna the Stripper @strippetiquette]

Guys walking into a strip club are really just this wearing a man suit

[Anna the Stripper @strippetiquette]

I used to give the guy who worked in the kebab shop free dances in exchange for a Döner.
Turns out I'm not above giving lap dances for Turkish food. #StripperLife #StripperProblems

[Anna the Stripper @strippetiquette]

Yes, you can look at my boobs when I'm talking to you. Pay me enough and I'll spread my legs and let you shout directly into my womb. No touching though.
#stripperlife

[Anna the Stripper @strippetiquette]

Looking for free drugs? Become a stripper! Never again will you have to wonder how it feels to snort a line of questionable quality cocain from a strip club toilet seat at 3am. #stayclassy

[Anna the Stripper @strippetiquette]

@JasonBanana2 @stripproblems We do but she's kind of a cold hearted bitch

[Anna the Stripper @strippetiquette]

New dancers - make sure you have a stage name prepared before you start, otherwise you'll panic when asked and blurt out the name of your favourite Frozen character.
#StripperProblems #stripper

[Anna the Stripper @strippetiquette]

The best part of stripping isn't the money - it's the validation you get from men who look like your father.

[Anna the Stripper @strippetiquette]

I'm not going to judge you if you ask me to seductively feed a banana to another dancer, but I'm definitely going to laugh about it with my friends later.

[Anna the Stripper @strippetiquette]

I really put the "trip" in "stripper". And by that I mean, I'm always on drugs and I fall over a lot.

[Anna the Stripper @strippetiquette]

"Stripping is a lot harder than it looks!" I say with a straight face to a room full of oil and gas executives who have been paying me to drink champagne and take drugs with them all night.