skylar🍓

professional piece of shit😌

[skylar🍓 @strittinger]

i think if u caught me on the right day i would orpheus style decent into hell to retrieve a large baja blast

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@kimlipfan4ever care 2 share

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@kimlipfan4ever that my friend is a given

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@kimlipfan4ever and i support u babes

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@kimlipfan4ever w me ofc🤭

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@maggielee98 i understand this

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@kimlipfan4ever it seems like a horror fr

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like i said something one of my tables did was mental and my coworker was genuinely laughing like my guy… i just watch to much english television calm down plz (keep laughing it’s the only thing keeping me going)

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like i always use adjectives that are very extreme (from an american viewpoint) to describe things. my close friends all know this abt me, i either love something or i hate it, so they don’t find me funny in that regard anymore, but at work i’m afraid i’ve become a hoot

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@kimlipfan4ever i need the tea mf what has happeneddddd

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@kimlipfan4ever i genuinely feel like you would be the perfect middle ground between them no joke

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@kimlipfan4ever i feel like the three of you…

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@kimlipfan4ever u didn’t need to take a test babe i could’ve told u…

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@kimlipfan4ever i used to sleep on an air mattress in the living room and camp out in front of the tv the entire like 2-3 weeks however long it is when i was a kid… on multiple occasions… i’d spend days out there

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also why are the plot lines more complex and convoluted than the vampire diaries like damn

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@kimlipfan4ever you won today

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@kimlipfan4ever i was like, oh that’s a long hug, then i was like surely not then i was just gagged

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@kimlipfan4ever i was SO gagged

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@kimlipfan4ever run away w me queen