grodd

[senshi @senshi_real]

quando a polícia passa e eu tenho que fingir que não fiz nada (eu não fiz nada)

[Liza @Li33aaa]

He almost got ragebaited but laughed it off; I could learn a lot from this guy

[spooli 🛸 🦆 @slavalapasta]

me and who

[President-Elect Toguro @PresidentToguro]

Sorry to break it to you kid, it's because of you. The moment you step away, everyone will put their phones down and immediately start having a subway party. You have rancid vibes and everyone senses it

[LiterallyMeCats @literallymecats]

How it feels to be on the game all day

[ms @mrcssampaio]

fiquei o dia inteiro assim hoje

[Jorge @djodjeee_]

Dude i love when people aren’t afraid to geek out

[Mak @mak_aura]

Worms can't resist a banger

[Mystic @wyamystic]

The American woodcock does this "dance" to locate worms hidden in the soil

[eliz @eliza___v]

Me at the eye doctor, trying to guess the letters instead of admitting I can't see them

[cats being cats @catsbeiingcats]

stay a while and rest by the campfire

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

when you accidentally block an intersection and now everyone is staring at you

[🦋 fairy 🧚‍♂️ @thisdecfairy]

me judging people for being addicted to their phones after my battery die:

[Alex Wakeford @haruspis]

kratos: i miss my wife :(

atreus: i can’t believe mother is gone :(

meanwhile, laufey:

[ziiwizz @ziiwizz]

“Your mother is at peace now Boy”

Meanwhile Faye:

[Moriö @tebogstaT]

When she thinks she’s competing with other girls but she’s actually competing with how happy I am alone.

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

Rockstar after spending 100 years working on GTA 6 just for everyone to buy the Toy Story game instead

[MusChampion @Less_HumbleTeej]

Applebees going to hell for this shit