Strokey Smurf

half-pint chubby dude | sometimes I wear a pup hood | spank bank | occasional 🍆 pics when I feel like it

[Strokey Smurf @strokeysmurf]

Apparently it needs to be said right out:

Yeah, I come from Alabama, so yeah I like country boys and camo, but I don't fuck with the confederate flag, and I don't suffer nazis. If you're white supremacist, you can fuck right off with that.

[Jordan Crucchiola @JorCru]

I do think this ranks high on the list of most homosexual things a person has ever done on earth

[michael ☆ @kresnxk]

hi

[Strokey Smurf @strokeysmurf]

@BanDiglett More interaction and the chances get better, so here's me doing my part 💜

[Vince Grain @VinceGrain524]

I need a shower

[Strokey Smurf @strokeysmurf]

@1800GetMauled One step closer to being summon-ready!

[BanDiglett @BanDiglett]

Yep, that’s me

[Pup Ruff (Logan) @PupRuffXD]

fucked myself for a good 10 minutes before bustin. I may post the full vid later. Cumshot at 0:45.

[Strokey Smurf @strokeysmurf]

@cyborg_ballet That's throwing money away, and you said you needed money. Emergency funds means you can auction imo 🤔 auction multiple things as far as that goes.

[🎷🐛 @WikiOoc]

My god they were eating shellfish in the locker room

[Strokey Smurf @strokeysmurf]

Really need to see Mamdani's leaks

[Strokey Smurf @strokeysmurf]

That anthem is 🧑‍🍳💯

[BigJohnATX @BigJohnATX90]

Rt if you love a light touch on your cock

[MARCOS @polofromthe305]

Thirst traps to my own music?? New level unlocked

[Bub @bateporn]

This is my peenar

[Strokey Smurf @strokeysmurf]

@BanDiglett Wanna see it (also you look good now)

[Paul Reid @Minotaur_Man]

My imagination

[Brizz-Chan (Mr drive) @billybrizzle420]

“Homer would’ve hated Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey”

“Homer would’ve loved Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey”

Homer: “tell me more about these “femboys”

[Strokey Smurf @strokeysmurf]

If you discard Emily Wilson's expertise on the source material, you have demonstrated hubris.

What you think about her opinion of a movie is neither here nor there.

[Tweezers 🇵🇸 @slothliart]

Unholy family portrait 🩸 #iwtv #tvl