Chris Stromoski

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@DC_Draino Interesting point, comrade.

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@AdamRichman Maybe Chelsea will appreciate him.

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@mtgreenee ABC.... Always Be Conning

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@jupin Could he just mail out vhs copies for twenty bucks a pop? I’ve spent twenty bucks on stupider things before.

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@colin_dunlap Chili is a soup. At Eat N' Park you order the soup and salad bar. Not the soup, salad and chili bar.

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@OfficialEdLenk Lol

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@ericszyszka Resist!

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@tedcruz You are an idiot

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@jupin I hope you're making them using Old Crow like a sophisticated adult.

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@colin_dunlap Some people believe that past, present and future area all occurring simultaneously, but our brains are unable to comprehend time in this way.

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@SenTedCruz Can you please just shut up. Go do your damn job.

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@colin_dunlap This is the new best pet costume.

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@Spurs_fl Dude can't finish.

[Steak-umm @steak_umm]

ok it's time to talk about societal distrust in experts and institutions, the rise of misinformation, cultural polarization, and how to work toward some semblance of mutually agreed upon information before we splinter into irreconcilable realities

(beefy thread incoming)

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@OfficialEdLenk Heat
The Sound of Music
The Wizard of Oz
Goodfellas
Kindergarten Cop

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@laurenboebert Don't you have any actual work to do today?

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@kenjeong Super hop face Fuck.

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@ericszyszka Think they should make a sequel to Quiz Show about the rigging of the VHS Trailer Game.

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@Doritos 3d Doritos. #3d

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@Buccigross I'm a streetwalking cheetah with a heart full of napalm.