charlotte🇸🇩

nothing to see here

[ㅎ @Yuniealt]

I’m so emotional about this sign. New grass is growing

[sophist @no_sophist]

we already have a data centre in my neighbourhood. it's called? The Public Library

[josh b @y0cuando]

Pronouncing oatmeal like Montreal

[Chris Evangelista @cevangelista413]

How it feels to say “I dunno, I thought it was fun” after someone tells me they hated a movie

[SteelyDalty @_dalty_]

Bowl cut summer man you go first

[audrey @phlegmme]

Oh god… my yum. That’s my yum being yucked. They yucked my fucking yum. They know it’s my yum and they’re still yucking it

[‎ً @funeraleggsalad]

The veil is so thin at dollar tree I get scared

[maya @mayaviatwitta]

i never beg except when it’s to differ

[chad @chasedbywasps]

placing my hands on a bald man's head and receiving a clairvoyant vision

[garshmo @garshmo]

Say a hen needed a bathroom break. I would gladly sit on the egg. That’s just who I am

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

I want that fable on my desk, AESOP!

[ирис @saltwatermp3]

We should hang out sometime soon before we both return to dust

[RuPaul @RuPaul]

Hard to remain patient with friends who focus solely on their own crucifixion. Get off The Cross, girl... we could use the wood!

[The Goddamned Penguin @who_shot_jgr]

writing an e-mail and getting a prompt from AI "this sentence could be more concise"

no. i am verbose. i am loquacious. i am long-winded and often redundant even. you machine, do not tell me how to form my words

[Meggy @igetsoinspired]

I can tell that it’s causing discomfort when I refuse to look at my phone idly in public spaces. But I’m trying to bring back just looking around

[Daniel M. Lavery @daniel_m_lavery]

(startled by a friend’s haggard appearance) i’ve never seen you look so bad
(realizing i may have caused offense) My Funky One

[kris ❗️ @whoiskrris]

hey guys i know ai is bad because it's water and energy intensive, but i actually wanna start with the fact that it is poisoning Black neighborhoods for generations

[melissa lozada-oliva @ellomelissa]

"you will be left behind if you dont start using AI in your writing" where are you all going ... i don't want to join you i don't want to be there.

[ирис @saltwatermp3]

You have to hold on until summer It will be so so beautiful You can throw yourself into the water again You can have a body again

[ирис @saltwatermp3]

Be Calm