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nothing to see here

[g @34rths]

No one is coming to save you but I'm coming to hang out with you

[gabri @theangelgabri]

do you want the village or not

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

The worst part about having sores in your mouth from Sour Candy is it makes it super difficult to eat More Sour Candy

[blaire @pissshit90001]

Girl I’m bored let’s be Kind to One Another

[Moira Donegan @MoiraDonegan]

There are lovers you forget and sandwiches that haunt you for the rest of your life.

[ㅎ @Yuniealt]

I’m so emotional about this sign. New grass is growing

[josh @y0cuando]

Pronouncing oatmeal like Montreal

[Chris Evangelista @cevangelista413]

How it feels to say “I dunno, I thought it was fun” after someone tells me they hated a movie

[SteelyDalty @_dalty_]

Bowl cut summer man you go first

[audrey @phlegmme]

Oh god… my yum. That’s my yum being yucked. They yucked my fucking yum. They know it’s my yum and they’re still yucking it

[‎ً @funeraleggsalad]

The veil is so thin at dollar tree I get scared

[maya @mayaviatwitta]

i never beg except when it’s to differ

[okay @chasedbywasps]

placing my hands on a bald man's head and receiving a clairvoyant vision

[garshmo @garshmo]

Say a hen needed a bathroom break. I would gladly sit on the egg. That’s just who I am

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

I want that fable on my desk, AESOP!

[RuPaul @RuPaul]

Hard to remain patient with friends who focus solely on their own crucifixion. Get off The Cross, girl... we could use the wood!

[The Goddamned Penguin @who_shot_jgr]

writing an e-mail and getting a prompt from AI "this sentence could be more concise"

no. i am verbose. i am loquacious. i am long-winded and often redundant even. you machine, do not tell me how to form my words

[Meggy⁵⁰⁰ @igetsoinspired]

I can tell that it’s causing discomfort when I refuse to look at my phone idly in public spaces. But I’m trying to bring back just looking around

[Daniel M. Lavery @daniel_m_lavery]

(startled by a friend’s haggard appearance) i’ve never seen you look so bad
(realizing i may have caused offense) My Funky One