Richie Rich

Satirical. Black... and Badass.

[Richie Rich @StrongGeek]

@FlightyApp @GradyGaugler For the Apple Watch app, something that’s similar to what App in the Air does would be fantastic.

[Richie Rich @StrongGeek]

@nomadgoods I’ve replied via DM. Can you confirm you’ve received my direct message?

[Richie Rich @StrongGeek]

Hey @nomadgoods, what's the best way to get in touch with your support team? I submitted a warranty service request about 15 days ago and haven't heard back.

[Houston Astros @astros]

It’s in the details. 🏆

[Richie Rich @StrongGeek]

@FedExHelp, I have a package that's been in a holding pattern since September 9th (was supposed to be two-day delivery). Can you find out what's going on with it?

[Lake Street Dive @lakestreetdive]

Thank you @SenSchumer for fighting this good fight for us. (also OMGGGGGG!!!!)

[Richie Rich @StrongGeek]

"Nah, sis"

-me

https://t.co/uekVeDcC3Q

[memory lane @bitchiwas999]

Y'all literally were not there, baby

[bomani @bomani_jones]

i’m still blown away that the state of texas has gone all the way texas and told america “we got our own generator” and the damn thing basically crapped out and look at em now.

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

Apparently America can put a man on the moon but Texas can't keep the lights on. Houston, we have a problem.

[Tim Fullerton @TimFullerton]

The thing about this is that the Senators from California would never dunk on Texas during their hour of need.

One has to wonder why these guys took pleasure in exploiting Californians pain for their benefit. It’s almost as if they’re terrible people.

[Taylor Pate @taylorlpate]

Houston ain’t for the faint of heart.

[Bill Burr @billburr]

The great @mbonfiglio2000 has made an amazing documentary of the late great Patrice O’Neal called Killing Is Easy. Debuts 2/19 on @ComedyCentral https://t.co/q17syiU8vW

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Jim "Mattress Mack" McIngvale, who is known for making giant sports bets, has placed the largest wager on Super Bowl LV so far — $3.46 million on the underdog Buccaneers at +3.5 💰

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Brady and Mahomes playing in the Super Bowl ⏳

[Richie Rich @StrongGeek]

This can't be for real... can it? Until today, what were we calling them? Had to be better than this.

[United States Space Force @USSpaceForce]

Today, after a yearlong process that produced hundreds of submissions and research involving space professionals and members of the general public, we can finally share with you the name by which we will be known: Guardians.

[Richie Rich @StrongGeek]

Amazing catch by D-Hop... and BOb thought it was a good idea to let this guy go. Amazing.

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

Love that other countries are celebrating Trump losing like we defeated the mothership in Independence Day

[Richie Rich @StrongGeek]

Is this a deleted scene from The Departed?

[Room Rater @ratemyskyperoom]

Hostage video in a sauna. Wants you to vote, so we will call the Mounties to rescue ASAP. 3/10 @leodicaprio

[Kevin Hart @KevinHart4real]

Bring the pager/beeper back....I’m sick of these damn phones. Calls dropping left & right....I almost threw this bitch against the wall. I’m ready to go back to the house phone lifestyle....who remembers Calling people back when they got home? 🤷🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️😂