big bro

[John Fadule @fadule_]

Tom Brady:
-bangs 10s
-hotter now than at 25
-invited to 427 parties a year
-$375M TV contract having the time of his life

Gisele:
-cheated
-peaked in 2006
-married to a guy who teaches jiu-jitsu in a strip mall between a Boost Mobile and Panda Express
-0 Super Bowls

[Barstool Philly @BarstoolPhilly]

2-0. GO BIRDS. PLAY THE FUCKING SONG.

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Joe Burrow DEEP BALL to Ja'Marr Chase for the TD 🔥

That toe tap by Ja'Marr 😮‍💨

(via @NFL)

[𝑺𝒉𝒂𝒅 ♛ @DillyPhilly215]

🤝

[Bama Bama Bigelow @WhatUpJT_]

Let Jalen Hurts have a bad game

[AuxGod @AuxGod_]

43 years ago today, “Alvin and the Chipmunks” TV series premiered on NBC airing 8 seasons

[Dr. Clown, PhD @DrClownPhD]

Oh damn! 🤣

[CE @Cethejungle]

DJ Khaled Ft. Justin Bieber, Quavo, Chance The Rapper & Lil Wayne - I’m The One

[Miyuki🐼 @Miyukiqm9s]

LIFE WAS WORTH LIVING WHEN THIS SONG DROPPED 😭🔥

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

DERRICK HENRY VS. THE COLTS 🔥

👑 144 YDS
👑 3 TD
👑 24 ATT
👑 3RD MOST CAREER RUSHING TDs

DOMINANT start to the season 😤

[FOX Sports: NFL @NFLonFOX]

Most games with 100+ rush yards & multiple rush TD in NFL history:

1. Derrick Henry - 26
2. Jim Brown - 25
2. LaDainian Tomlinson - 25
4. Emmitt Smith - 21

[Slick @NickStillHere]

Grown ass man weighing 125 pounds is CRAZY

[swapogwapo @swapogwapo]

This Sydney Sweeney Ad 😳

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

Never forget. 🇺🇸

[DrKRB @DrKRRB]

Remember Bidenomics?

1. You pay taxes.
2. Joe sends it to Ukraine.
3. Ukraine gives it to Hunter.
4. Hunter gives % to Joe.
5. Hunter pays no taxes.
6. Joe pardons Hunter.
7. Ukraine blames Trump.

Did I miss anything?

[Chris Ripa @CHRISsW0RLD]

Police drones are now tracking grab-and-run thieves — this one chased two suspects through a Ross parking lot in Concord, California.

[mubashir @planetmubashir]

just tell people i killed myself bro💔

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

Guy who compared the NFL to the slave trade really upset he can’t get back into the NFL

[Savage🥀 @ihysavage]

this nigga white black mexican and indian all in one