stroopwafelmafia

I’m a nonsmoker the same way I’m a vegetarian.

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My friends think I’m organized which i think says a lot about them

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Lunes martes miércoles frijoles sábado domingo

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Apparently my type is “foreign accountant”

😩😩😩😂😂😂 how did this happen

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Sad coleslaw, sad me

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Back pain? Try dick reduction surgery

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@RianTheRaja Ohhh I see, people come to your account to know your flixle score

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@RianTheRaja this is getting incredibly out of hand

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The amount of times I heard “blubloop blubloop “ and it just did. Not. Stop. That was like 30 tweets in a minute??

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@SandwichTip Ah yes apps. Staying in your lane while recognizing that it might be a carpool lane.

This seems like a good tip. #AppTipOfTheDay

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Lol @united out here serving the worst sandwich I’ve ever had. The veg option literally included raw zucchini? And not a hint of any seasoning/spread/sauce/flavor

Do better.

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@SandwichTip However, out of respect for your expertise, I will reevaluate my general position that zucchini has to be cooked somehow

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It was a stomach bug, how did the stars know. Maybe astrology IS real.

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Is the knot in my stomach altitude sickness, a stomach bug, or anxiety

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Solid poops.

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@giorapac But is it supposed to be sesame seeds??? If so, what are the black dots?

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..... the insta algorithm really thinks it gets me

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@giorapac Calling them pustules makes it way worse

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Ok but this is lit

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I earned that eye roll through hard work and dedication